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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
Waiter: Comfortable? Me: No..... Come for food. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Elon Musk says Twitter will offer 'amnesty' to suspended accounts
ballpoint replied to Scott's topic in World News
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Elon Musk says Twitter will offer 'amnesty' to suspended accounts
ballpoint replied to Scott's topic in World News
Maybe he could buy Huawei. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
My wife's cooking is so bad. We pray after we eat. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
My son asked me if he could come over for a meal tonight. I asked him if he liked second day soup. He said he loved it , so I told him to **** off and come round tomorrow then. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
This fella in the pub sold me a rare, antique map of the Sahara Desert for only £20 last night. This morning when I sobered up I realised that it was a sheet of sandpaper. Still, got to take the rough with the smooth I suppose. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
And it wasn't her punches that she was pulling. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
You're just jealous that my keeper and I get to screw in a big bulb every night, while yours can't handle your balls outside her box, and even then she wears gloves to do it. But it's not all bad. Dribbling before you shoot can now be cured with the right therapy. -
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
I just mashed up some Kellogg’s Frosties into a paste & used it between my bathroom tiles. They’re Grrrrrrout! -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
The inventor of the knock knock joke has just been officially recognised. He was awarded the Nobel prize. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
I've just bought the British Gas advent calendar. Every time I open a door a granny dies of hypothermia. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
To all those who scoff at renewable energy: Solar power is the future. But it won’t happen over night. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
My geography teacher asked if I could name a country without an R in it? I said: "No way". -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
I have a fish that can breakdance! Only for 20 seconds though, and only once. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
I bought a new bag of dog food and it says great new taste. Who decided that?