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My wife dressed up as a sexy policewoman and put me in handcuffs saying I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed. After 2 minutes all charges were dropped.

What start with an "O" , end with an with "nions" and makes some people cry? Opinions.

During the war, my grandfather served as the regimental Christmas tree. He didn’t see much action, but he was highly decorated!

A judge asks a defendant to please stand. "You are charged with murdering a garbage man with a chainsaw." From the back of the courtroom, a man shouts, "You lying bastard!" "Silence in the court!" The judge turns to the defendant again and says, "You are also charged with killing a paperboy with a shovel." "You tightwad!" blurts the spectator. "Quiet!" yelled the judge. "You are also charged with killing a mailman with an electric drill." "You cheap son of a... " the spectator starts to shout. The judge thunders back, " I will hold you in contempt! What is the reason for your outbursts?" "I've lived next to that lying bastard for 10 years now, but do you think he ever had a tool when I needed to borrow one?"

A woman opened a letter from her GP and said to her husband, “That bloody doctor has got a nerve. Last week he told me I have dyslexia, now he is saying I have small breasts”. “Here, let me see”, said her husband, taking the letter from her. “No love, he says you have tinnitus!”

It's a bench top. With a one Baht coin and some other item on it.

Try your local Big Camera shop - there's plenty all over the country. They sell Leica cameras and lenses, so might know where to fix them. Leica - BIG Camera : A digital camera center with the greatest selection.

Always best to double check before opening the door...