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They should have left him where he lay, he wasn't all he was cracked up to be. After eating his cooking I was up all night with restless egg syndrome.

It was a fowl restaurant, with a poultry menu selection, a medi-yolker wine list, and the coffee afterwards was terrible - the eggspresso I ordered was undrinkable. The kitchen was on the other side of a busy street - the guy who took my order disappeared over it and I had to ask someone "why did the waiter cross the road?" Finally, he brought me a hard boiled bill, and I asked him "is this some sort of yolk? I aint shelling out that much" He showed me the eggs-it, and told me to beat it.

Shooting yourself in the foot would be wanting to visit a particular shop or restaurant, but then refusing to do so because you couldn't park in front. You do realise that if they hadn't left the space vacant then someone else would already be parked there? Furthermore, I've found that if you stop adjacent to the shop / restaurant and let them know that you want to buy / eat something there they will usually move the chair and let you park.

I went to a restaurant the other day. There was a sign on the wall that advertised boneless chicken plate for $10. The waitress came by and asked if I was ready to order. I replied that I would like the boneless chicken special. She asked "would you like that fried or scrambled"?

I ate a kid's meal at McD's this morning. His mother was furious.

That's just sick.

Trump was a large, ugly mark on the landscape long before his downfall.

If only the Russians had some sort of boat they could use to threaten the island with.