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If you run off a cliff, you'll keep on running until you look down and realise where you are.

When this is over he'll have seen more courts than Roger Federer.

Take your pick...

Interestingly, concerns that the dam was dangerously over-full were reported last month, with water spiling over the wall at times. This came not long after it was at a historic low, possibly indicating the Russians purposely filled it to over capacity prior to destroying it in order to get the maximum effect. Another exhibit for the prosecution at the war crimes trial. "Russian-Controlled Dam Risks Flooding in Southern Ukraine The development is a dramatic turnabout after the reservoir had reached a historic low. The dam, which lies along the front line, has been a point of tension throughout the war." Russian-Controlled Dam Risks Flooding in Southern Ukraine - The New York Times (nytimes.com)

Sounds terminal.

A little boy goes to his father and asks, “Daddy, how was I born?” The father answers, “Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your mum and I first got together in a chat room. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mum and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other. There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: 'You've got male!'”

A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds. His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you." The frog is thrilled, "This is great! "Will I meet her at a party?" he croaks. "No," says the psychic, "in biology class."

Finally I have proof. The earth is 80% water, and none of it is carbonated. So that means the earth is flat.