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ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
Brings a whole new meaning to the term 'mounted policeman'. -
Scotland's controversial new hate crime laws come into force
ballpoint replied to Social Media's topic in World News
Johnathon Pie, doing what he does best and telling it like it is: -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
We stayed at this hotel recently. It was just your usual hotel, nothing fancy, as far as I could see. We had a nice enough room on the 14th floor, no complaints there. But, as it happened I had occasion to phone the Management. I said to the chap at the front desk " My wife and I are having an argument, and she is threatening to jump out of the window!" "I'm sorry sir, he replied, we class that complaint as a domestic issue, nothing to do with the Management." "That may be your policy, I retorted, but I think you've failed to grasp the severity of the situation. You need to send someone up because I can't get the window open!" -
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ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way. He is now just a pizza history. -
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ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
I phoned Amazon Customer Services to complain about the obscene insult I get every time I log into their website. They explained that I was merely misreading the words 'Your Account' -
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ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
Mixed metaphors really annoy me. It’s not rocket surgery, is it? -
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ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
What's the difference between a Boeing airliner and a Jehovah's Witness? You can shut the door on a Jehovah's Witness. -
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ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
James Bond has been caught by the baddie and tied to a wall. "Do you expect me to talk?" "No, Mr Bond, this machine will throw Ninja stars at you. I expect you to be starred to death!" "Shurikenned, not starred." -
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ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!