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ravip

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  1. Last night, a woman carrying a chopper went to a cinema fuming. The security guard stopped her and asked her what she was there for. She replied angrily... my husband's inside the cinema with his girlfriend celebrating Lovers Day. I am going to teach him a lesson. The Security guard said, it's very dark inside. You will not be able to find him. Better wait outside the door and catch him on his way out. The Woman agreed. Meanwhile security guard asked the operator to flash a message on the screen. Woman with chopper outside the door. Looking for husband watching movie with girlfriend. You are advised to leave quietly via the side door. Half the audience left immediately.
  2. A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland. She found herself seated next to a nice priest whom she asked: "Excuse me, Father, could I ask a favor?" "Of course my child, What can I do for you?" "Here is the problem, I bought myself a new sophisticated hair remover gadget for which I paid an enormous sum of money. I have really gone over the declaration limits and I am worried that they will confiscate it at customs. Do you think you could hide it under your cassock?" "Of course, I could, my child, but you must realize that I can not lie." "You have such an honest face Father, I am sure they will not ask you any questions", and she gave him the 'hair remover'. The aircraft arrived at its destination. When the priest presented himself to customs he was asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?" "From the top of my head to my sash, I have nothing to declare, my son", he replied. Finding this reply strange, the customs officer asked, "And from the sash down, what do you have?" The priest replied, "I have there a marvelous little instrument designed for use by women, but which has never been used." Breaking out in laughter, the customs officer said, "Go ahead Father. Next!"
  3. What if I call it in its generic name - Saturday ?
  4. Thank you very much. I shall try them when I come Mid-December.
  5. Sometimes it doesn't power on. Impossible to save stations in the memory. As I am not in Thailand right now, I emailed SONY Thailand and their reply was that. No, they didn't even ask what was wrong.
  6. I have a Sony ICF-SW7600GR AM/FM Shortwave World Band Receiver with Single Side Band Reception which is malfunctioning. Can anyone please let me know of a good repair shop around Bangkok (or Cha am/Hua Hin) area? SONY replied my email saying parts not available. Thank you in advance.
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