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ravip

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  1. The teaching of the donkey One day a farmer’s donkey fell into a well. The animal cried loudly for hours, while the farmer tried to find something to do to get him out. Finally, the farmer decided that the donkey was old and the well was already dry and needed to be covered anyway; that it really wasn't worth pulling the donkey out of the well... He invited all his neighbors to come to help him. They each grabbed a shovel and began to throw the dirt into the well. The donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly loud. Then, to everyone's surprise, he quieted down after a few shovelfuls of dirt. The farmer finally looked down into the well and was amazed at what he saw... with each shovelful of dirt, the donkey was doing something incredible: It was shaking off the dirt and stepping on top of the dirt. Very soon everyone saw surprised at how the donkey reached the mouth of the well, went over the edge, and trotted out... Life is going to throw dirt at you, all kinds of dirt... the trick to getting out of the hole is to shake it off and use it to step up. Each of our problems is a step up. We can get out of the deepest holes if we don't give up... Use the land they throw you to get ahead!
  2. Thank you very much Sheryl. Let me see what the Doctor says. I am trying my best to avoid surgery! Mortally fear any medical procedure.
  3. What do these figures say? Does it show the 'degree' of Carpal Tunnel Syndrome on the tested arm? Is surgery the only way out? Thank you.
  4. ✈️ A woman is flying on Air India to USA. After they take off the pilot announces on the loudspeaker - _This is your Captain Ramaya Kirti. We are cruising at 35,000 feet etc etc... When the announcement is finished a woman passenger beckons to a stewardess and asks: Is it really true that this great big airplane is being flown by a woman? Stewardess: Yes, Captain Ramaya Kirti is a woman. Woman: How wonderful I am so excited! Do you think you can arrange for me to go up to the cockpit to congratulate her? Stewardess: Yes, I think I can arrange that. You might also like to know that the co-pilot is also a woman Woman: Oh, how exciting. This is wonderful news! Please let me go to the cockpit so I can congratulate them both! Stewardess: Ok, you can do that. You might like to know that actually the entire crew of this plane are women. Woman: That is the most exciting thing I have heard in a long time, this has really made my day. I just have to go to the cockpit to express my admiration! Stewardess: One more thing you might like to know, we don't call it the cockpit any more !! Woman: So what do you call it? Stewardess: *Pussy Den..!!*
  5. Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, Looking like he'd just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, His face is cut and bruised and he's walking with a limp "What happened to you?" asks Sean, the bartender. " Jamie O'Conner and me had a fight," says Paddy. "That little twit, O'Conner," says Sean, "He couldn't do that to you, He must have had something in his hand." "That he did," says Paddy, "a shovel is what he had, And a terrible lickin' he gave me with it." " Well," says Sean, "you should have defended yourself, didn't you have something in your hand?" That I did," said Paddy. "Mrs. O'Conner's Big Breast, and a thing of Beauty it was, but useless in a fight."
  6. A CNN reporter walks into a neighbourhood tavern And is about to order a drink when he sees a guy at the end of the bar wearing a “Make America Great Again” hat. It didn’t take an Einstein to know the guy was a Donald Trump supporter. The CNN guy shouts over to the bartender, loudly enough that everyone in the bar could hear, “Drinks for everyone in here, bartender, except for that Trump supporter.” After the drinks were handed out the Trump guy gives the CNN guy a big smile, waves at him and says, in an equally loud voice, “Thank you!” This infuriates the CNN reporter. So he once again loudly orders drinks for everyone except the guy wearing the Trump hat. As before, this doesn’t seem to bother the Trump guy. He just continues to smile and again yells, “Thank you!” So the CNN guy again loudly orders drinks for everyone except the Trump guy. And again the Trump guy just smiles and yells back, “Thank you!” At that point the aggravated CNN reporter asks the bartender, “What the hell is the matter with that Trump supporter? I’ve ordered three rounds of drinks for everyone in the bar but him and all the silly ass does is smile and thank me. Is he nuts?” “Nope,” replies the bartender. “He owns the place.”
  7. The Lion is there. So I guess you are referring to the Pussy.
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