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If there is one, he had been resting for a pretty long time. These God's were invented by humans in the past, to control fellow human beings. If you do this, you will be punished. If you do that, you will be rewarded. The punishments & rewarding happen at random - so they say, your belief is not enough. Improve your belief. .... and it goes on, and on, and on. Just my 2 cents

Sarah was in the fertilized egg business. She had several hundred young pullets and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs. She kept records and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced. This took a lot of time, so she bought some tiny bells and attached them to her roosters. Each bell had a different tone, so she could tell from a distance which rooster was performing. Now, she could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells. Sarah's favorite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen but, this morning she noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all! When she went to investigate, she saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover. To Sarah's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job, and walk on to the next one. Sarah was so proud of old Butch, she entered him in a Show and he became an overnight sensation among the judges. The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the "No Bell Peace Prize" they also awarded him the "Pulletsurprise" as well. Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making. Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the unsuspecting populace and scre**** them when they weren't paying attention? Vote carefully in the next election. You can't always hear the bells.

I hope you didn't forget your Rolex.

Thank you for an experience so recent. I too visited an optician first to change my lenses. But she mentioned about cataracts and advised me to consult an Eye surgeon.

You can have lens yellowing or discoloration - Is this normal, or some issue with the lens?

You have the video? Would be nice to have a look.

Definitely it wont be tomorrow! So we are waiting with our fingers crossed... 6 months? 1 year ?

A woman is flying on Air India to the USA. After they take off the pilot announces, *” This is your Captain Ramaya Kirti. We are cruising at 35,000 feet etc., etc...”* Then, a woman passenger beckons to a stewardess: *“ Is it true that this big airplane is being flown by a woman?”* Stewardess: *” Yes, Captain Ramaya Kirti is a woman.”* Woman: *” How wonderful, I‘m so excited! Do you think you can arrange for me to go up to the cockpit to congratulate her?”* Stewardess: *” Yes, I think I can arrange that. You might also like to know that the co-pilot is also a woman.”* Woman: *” Oh, how exciting. Please let me congratulate them both at the cockpit.”* Stewardess: *” Ok, you can do that. You might also like to know that the entire crew of this plane are women.”* Woman: *” That is the most exciting thing I have heard in a long time, this has made my day. I just have to express my admiration at the cockpit!”* Stewardess: *” One more thing you might like to know,* we don't call it the *cockpit* anymore!!” Woman: *” So, what do you call it?”* Stewardess: *” Pussy Den”*

At St. Peter's Catholic Church, they have weekly husbands' marriage seminars. At the session last week, the priest asked Giuseppe, who said he was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same woman all these years. Giuseppe replied to the assembled husbands, 'Wella, I'va tried to treat her nicea, spenda da money on her, but besta of all is, I tooka her to Italy for the 25th anniversary!' The priest responded, 'Giuseppe, you are an amazing inspiration to all the husbands here! Please tell us what you are planning for your wife for your 50th anniversary? Giuseppe proudly replied, "I gonna go picka her up."

Isn't there a limit that you can carry cash internationally? I thought it was around USD 10,000/-

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Who is this Mr C?

Yes. The Dr himself suggested my left eye (weaker) first. Early April I've planned a months trip to Australia, already. So most probably I will have to start this procedure 2nd week of May.