The Sergeant growled at the young soldier: «I didn’t see you at camouflage training this morning.»
"Thank you very much, sir."
Which month do soldiers hate most?
March!
What soldiers smell of salt and pepper?
Seasoned troops!
Which branch of the military do babies join?
The infantry!
Where does the Colonel keep his armies?
Up his sleevies!
How are tigers like sergeants in the army?
They both wear stripes.
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn’t find any.