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VID-20220203-WA0017.mp4

A farmer stopped by a hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. Then he stopped by the feed store and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, struggling outside the store, he wondered how to carry all his purchases home. While he was scratching his head, he was approached by a lady who told him she was lost. She asked, 'Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?' The farmer said, 'Well, as a matter of fact, my farm is very close to that house. I would walk you there, but I can't carry this lot.' The lady suggested, 'Why don't you put the can of paint in the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm, and carry the goose in your other hand?' 'Thank you very much,' he said and proceeded to walk the lady home. On the way, he said, 'Let's take my short cut and go down this alley. We'll be there in no time.' The lady looked him over cautiously and said, 'I am a lonely widow without a husband to protect me. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and have your way with me?' The farmer said, 'Holy smokes, lady! I'm carrying a bucket, a gallon of paint, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?' The lady replied, 'Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the paint on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens.'

*ATTORNEY*: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning? *WITNESS* : Did you actually pass the law exam? ____________________ *ATTORNEY* : The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he? *WITNESS* : He's twenty, much like your IQ. ____________________ *ATTORNEY* : Were you present when your picture was taken? *WITNESS* : Are you serious. ____________________ *ATTORNEY*: She had three children, right? *WITNESS* : Yes. *ATTORNEY* : How many were boys? *WITNESS* : None. *ATTORNEY* : Were there any girls? *WITNESS* : Your Honour, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney? ____________________ *ATTORNEY* : How was your first marriage terminated? *WITNESS* : By death. *ATTORNEY* : And by whose death was it terminated? *WITNESS* : Take a guess. ____________________ *ATTORNEY* : Can you describe the individual? *WITNESS* : He was about medium height and had a beard. *ATTORNEY* : Was this a male or a female? *WITNESS* : Unless the Circus was in town, I'm going with male. ____________________ *ATTORNEY* : Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? *WITNESS :* All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight. ____________________ *ATTORNEY*: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? *WITNESS* : The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m. *ATTORNEY* : And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? *WITNESS* : If not, he was by the time I finished. ____________________ *ATTORNEY*: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? *WITNESS* : No. *ATTORNEY* : Did you check for blood pressure? *WITNESS* : No. *ATTORNEY* : Did you check for breathing? *WITNESS* : No. *ATTORNEY* : So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? *WITNESS* : No. *ATTORNEY* : How can you be so sure, Doctor? *WITNESS* : Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. *ATTORNEY* : But could the patient have still been alive? *WITNESS*: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law

At the rate these vaccines are 'marketed' world-wide, I wonder if anyone really knows about them!

If you see an Invisible Annoying Box, just above the task bar in Windows 11... (I get it quite often. If there is anything under it, you cannot click due to this box) Seems this is a known bug in Windows 11. At present all you can do is kill the process involved. Open Task Manager and scroll down to Windows Explorer, then right click > Restart OR select the Details tab and right click on MiniSearchHost.exe and End task.

Seems something installed via the last couple of updates (I cant exactly pinpoint which one), my Touchpad is having issues. Taps are not recognised and the left button is not working. So far, did not find a solution. Seems this is a common issue and I hope MS will do something. (...but my PC is a HP Probook 4530s, about 10 year, so...!!!

How to remove temporary files on Windows 10 Delete temporary files on version 1903 and higher Delete temporary files on version 1809 and earlier https://pureinfotech.com/remove-temporary-files-windows-10/

Microsoft is making available the Windows 11 update KB5008353 for devices enrolled in the Beta and Release Preview channels of the Windows Insider Program. The update KB5008353 bumps the version number to build 22000.466, and according to the official notes, fixes a long list of issues regarding ARM64 devices, language, networking, account, high dynamic range (HDR), Bluetooth, and more, which the company is expected to release in the stable channel during the February Patch Tuesday update. Windows 11 build 22000.466 complete list of fixes https://pureinfotech.com/kb5008353-windows-11-build-22000-466-preview/

Touching story... Last night I was sitting in the living room, talking 2 my wife about life.. In-between, we talked about the idea of living or dying. I told her : 'Never let me live in a vegetative state, totally dependent on machines and liquids from a bottle. If you see me in that state I want you to disconnect all the connections that are keeping me alive, I'd much rather die.' My wife got up from her seat with the look of admiration towards me proceeded to disconnect the Cable tv, DVD, ,the Computer, the Cell Phone, the iPod, and the Xbox, and went to the bar and threw away all my whisky, Gin, Vodka the Beer from the fridge... -Think before you speak. The female brain works on a different wavelength!

VID-20220124-WA0004.mp4

A woman dies. In heaven she sees a large Wall full of Clocks. She asks angel: What are these for? Angel answers: These are Lie Clocks, every person has a lie clock! Whenever you lie on earth, clock moves. The woman points towards a clock and asks: Whose clock is this? ... Angel says: Its Swami Vivekananda's. It never moved, showing that he never told lie. The woman asks: Where are the clocks of Married men? The angel replies: Those are in our office, We use them as 'OFFICE FANS' She then asked, what about the Married women? The angel replied, 'those are kept out... they are generating electricity...!!

Microsoft lists the Windows 10/11 group policies to avoid... https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/microsoft/microsoft-lists-the-windows-10-group-policies-to-avoid/

What do you call a cute bull fighter? Matadorable