I've got a great idea! Just don't go to Pattaya.
We have a nice park by a river out here is rural nowhereville. You can buy a beer or Thai whiskey, and sit around, drink, and shoot the breeze. And no cops, well, unless the cop is drinking with you. Off duty, of course.
They should post on the TAT Pattaya brochures: Come to Pattaya - Just don't have fun!