klauskunkel

She was promptly arrested when the Office realised that the ticket was fake.

she used too much correction fluid (on the ticket)...

"The Saturn is approaching Rahu in the Tula zodiac, which is aimed at Mesa zodiac," Mr. Boonlert said, "This portends a great chaos in Bangkok".

Of course it is. Thank goodness for amulets.

such a good looking couple

Of course he is ready!

First they'll make him a general in the police force, and then a general in the army...after that with those credentials: piece of cake. (Maybe it will take a month or so...)

Bangkok police want cars older than 10 years off the streets

Traffic police would rely more on closed-circuit cameras to direct traffic and enforce the laws.

Officer Wiwat: "Hey Somchai, does this car on the screen look old to you?"

Officer Somchai: "zzzzzzz"

If Chalerm wasn't sick...he'd have this fixed within seven days...

Headline: Chalerm vows to be healthy within seven days

will fight for food

cartoon country

must have given the judge a bottle of sang som

If he had only met up with the German and hit him, all he would have to face is a fine of 500 baht...

Soon there will be a lipstick scheme with it's associated corruption...just watch for it

Ombudsman: Deputy Premier Kittiratt’s white lie not unethical

My question: at what color does a lie become unethical? Darn racists...

The company said it had not been formally notified by the Thai authorities of a prosecution order, and expressed hope that the new attorney general would review the case.

Hey new guy, there is something coming your way...

...let them be...they do what they are good at...and they have nothing else to do...

receiving threatening phone calls

wonder if he recorded those calls...

BANGKOK, Oct 2 – Prime Minister Yingluck Shinawatra today promised to look closely at the plight of flood-hit people who will be granted financial rehabilitation assistance.

...right after she returns from her next trip

The neighbors sure know a lot...maybe they have no television?

Ooiiii, Thai ladies beware. You may very well be in trouble when telling another story to your farang of how the buffalo ate the mobile...

Give Thaksin credit where credit is due indeed a cunning stunt.

Cracked up at the last two words, swapping letters!

Interesting how the two agencies, AMLO and DSI, had to collaborate and coordinate with each other to ensure that the fraudster's gold stays missing. The one couldn't have done it without the other. Congrats...

wonder who is laughing all the way to the bank...

Mr Thanavong said after looking at the picture he thought the insect leg was of some cricket species.

Ahh, the corporate planning guy is a closet insect scientist!

New Attorney General Athapol Yaisawang said he had no knowledge about this matter, as yesterday was just his first day in office. He expected to be informed by relevant officials if Thaworn's claim was true.

Poor dear, hasn't read the manual yet, and already questions, questions, questions.

Entertaining satirical article........and I agree, Pad Khaprao is just too alluring.

Rumour has it that the Cambodian army are practicing their culinary skills in case of war, they've sussed they can stop the Thai army in it's tracks. Luckily for them Pad Khaprao is not covered by the UN convention on chemical weapons, so no chance of a UN censure if they use such underhand tactics.

I heard (through the grapevine) that they (Cambodians) are also developing a Pad Khaprao aftershave, to be given as gifts to Thai soldiers...just to incite and subvert, pretty devious, huh?

The more a government talks about Democracy, democratic values and above all the importance to protect these values, the less democratic a government it is...