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Patong Police will remain “flexible” in enforcing the law around Soi Bangla after 11pm, Col Chiraphat added.

Flexibility, the number one Police attribute. That's why they go to the gym so often. Come flex with me, boy...

"Even if I don't, Flexibility will prevail in the Thai Police Force", Col Chiraphat ruminated reflexively

How about one of this morning's other headlines:

Foreigners pull money out of Thai stocks and bonds
The Nation

by the same news media btw.

"Regarding IMFs suggestion that Thailand raises policy interest rate to accommodate rising inflation, Mr Kittirat responded that the IMF should take into account all relevant information before making the recommendation."

I'm fairly sure that's what the IMF does.

"He said that inflation rate remains low and increase of interest rate could backfire on the economy."

Whereas the rest of your policies have been such a resounding success, mr white lies.

However, there is one thing the IMF could never, with all their acumen, specialists, know-how, connections, resources, ever take into account: the magical mystery of Thainess.

_{They couldn't really say publicly, that Thailand was having a hissy-fit, so they thought long and hard in their tank and came up with that one, for a fee of course.}

IMF doesn't understand Thainess

With the Democrats at risk of being banned, the PTP being impeached, that leaves us with only darling Yingluck (who never voted for/against anything)

Lord have mercy on Thailand!!

Maybe Thailand needs a period without any government whatsoever, couldn't be any worse?

Paying taxes is the duty of every patriot in Thailand

and squandering those same taxes on harebrained schemes and trips abroad, or just plain "misappropriating" them is the duty of the PM...this lets of course your brother off the hook, since as PM such was his duty, q.e.d.

Statement:

Mr. Thaksin is gravely insulted

Answer:

Ok, be that way then.

Montenegro is starting to look good...

Potato Chips..., god dammit!

Central bank chief: Political uncertainty damaging Thai economy

Yes, probably, for a period of time...

How about coming out with a statement like this, Mr. Central Bank Chief:

Corrupt Politicians systematically damaging Thai economy since decades

Have you got the b*lls?

Priceless, a character who has no elected position nor an overt government position as a spokesman is actually stating facts concerning what the governments position is or will be concerning the current demonstrations.

One begins to wonder whether or not he the second puppet master ? Or truth be known Noppadon is the lead ventriloquist in the Thaksin puppet show..

Me too, me too! I am now publicly declaring stuff! On a Forum!...uhhhm, arai na?!?

make sure they fit really tight!

Jatuporn claims protesters seek to topple the government

...that may be so, but at least nobody is trying to burn down Bangkok, eh, Jatuporn? nudge, nudge

How come this is news 2 days in a row? Even Chalerm rarely manages that feat...

We all want you to come home, but you should return in a graceful manner…

like so: skipping. hopping and dancing, throwing your hat in the air...

oh, oh, Yingluck is going to cry again...

Well I've heard of something similar.

My friend was building a house with the bedrooms upstairs with the entrance doors opening up to the stairway. He was told that was bad luck as the spirts could enter and go straight up the stairs to the bedrooms. The architect told him, it would be difficult to resale to Thais, so the entrance door was moved so that it didn't open up directly to the stairway.

Ja nah, those spirits, when they are not messing around with Thai Airways, they are always up for a prank at the house...strange they are using doors and stairways though...

yesterday he said he needed to buy milk for his four year old...today it's the ferry disaster...tomorrow, I just can't make anything up right now, so insert here...

Thaksin also discussed his plan to help overseas Thais start their own Thai restaurant businesses.

He'll design the menu:

Today special "Som nam Na" with a bit of "Mai Pen Rai".

1 "Up to you " on the house

every group has the right to protest, however, they should consider the effects caused whether to the economy or the image of the country

ah, just like the government considers the effects of their actions and inactions to the economy or the image of the country...

just who has the greater effect, hmmm?

and, btw don't wear green, it's not your color!

My God!

What a terrible photo.

He looks like some kind of hideous green mutant

Yup, a Senior Mutant Ninja Turtle!