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How do we rein in rogue cops?

I know:

1. adhere to physical and psychological aptitude tests when recruiting new police officers - that means the recruits have to actually pass these tests and payment of xxxbaht does not qualify them. 

2. mandatory ongoing training on ethics and conduct throughout a cop's career - make sure the officers actually understand and agree with the reasons behind the training.

3. establish a separate, independent agency to investigate cops wrongdoings - it's not that we don't trust police investigating police...hrm, actually it is.

4. real punishment is necessary, loss of job, pension benefits, jail time - let's face it: the threat of an inactive post for a month makes every tough cop shiver in his boots (by laughing so hard that the whole station quakes!)

...and if you play Tropico, you go to jail, no ifs and buts.

she's trying hard to be Angelina Jolie, like totally

Except Angelina (drop by if your ever up Chiang Rai way) is:

1, doing far more good in this world with her campaigns.

2, absolutely gorgeous. The Kardashian creature by comparison, well there are better looking and more intelligent lasses working as conductors on our local buses!

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thanks for the invite...

oops, you meant AJ, of course...

 

Mr Watchara said he would go to the Forest and Land departments to find out the truth about the land and house in question and to demand the justice permanent secretary to order a disciplinary probe on Mrs Wassamon, an official of the DSI.
 

Good luck. These officials are wizards with correction fluid...

Good grief. It's just so typical, working hard to fight corruption, slowly building up recognition and then here it comes, the fell swoop into ridicule, again. There just is no foresight, strategic planning or analytical thinking. Someone comes up with an idea, presents it, and nobody can even conceive of any negative results, or too scared to criticize.

A game is a threat to national security...no, being too bloody uptight is a threat to national security.

I have seen so many similar scenarios over the years, it used to be funny at first, now I don't even want to admit I live in Thailand when somebody asks me.

what on earth is a Kardashian? Aren't they characters in Star Trek?

she's a one-eyed, one-horned flying purple people eater (in disguise)

she's trying hard to be Angelina Jolie, like totally

CSD Seminar on train the Train Police

Participants: Commando Police - teacher

                     Railway Police - student

Topics: 1. BYOP (bring your own pillow) - how to sleep in comfort on a train

             2. Excuses, Excuses, Excuses - proven excuses and watertight alibis in case you "missed" your train

             3. Under Cover - drink alcohol, gamble and act like a *rick, and always, always wear uniform

Certification: Just pay the 20,000 baht already, you know the drill, duh!

But Kim was undisturbed. She was so motivated to have this girl in her life, she asked the manager of their resort hotel if he thought it was possible to adopt Pink.

No, he said, shattering Kim’s hopes

"...here, have a postcard of the hotel instead...", he added, mending Kim's dreams.

 

Mr Aryut Sinthoppant, director of Bang Kwang maximum security prison where Dr Wisut spent his term, said that Dr Wisut behaved extraordinarily well and was helpful in providing medical treatment to inmates in prison and, therefore, had his prison term cut for several times.

He claimed that Dr Wisut told him that he would spend time helping the society after his release from prison but did not elaborate what actually he would do.
 

Since he was providing medical treatment, his license was not revoked...

Prison Director: what would you do if you were free?

Dr. Wisut: I would help the society!

Prison Director: ok, you are free.

I have a Siemens front loader (9kg) and a Siemens dryer, which sits on top. They are three years old and no problems at all. I use the dryer basically only for towels, it dries a full load in about 30min, sucking the moisture out, similar principle to aircon. Very quiet operation and autobalance.

the police involved in any wrong doing will face serious charges as will their commander

 

Seriously? Nah, they can't be serious...is there such a thing as a seriously inactive post for serial offenders?

Tutti frutti, all rooty!

A wap bap a loo bap a wap bam boom!

I got a fruit cart, named Daisy

It always drives me crazy!

This guy came along telling me what to do,

I beat him up, ran away, now Daisy is gone, too!

Tutti frutti, all rooty!

 

“The loss will be on Thai education.”
 

...ah, well, no biggie then...

 

ONCB to buy a new car for student mistakenly shot by policemen

In related news:

a short spike in police extortion was measured by the Police Extortion Measurement Office (PEMO), roughly equivalent to the price of a new Suzuki hatchback...

that's all folks

Please Sir,  I have a question.

 

" If this kingpin was operating a major syndicate from behind bars what were the prison authorities doing ? "

 

 

enjoying their inactive posts...

 

What will Phuket be like in 5-10 years from now?

It's spelling will have changed...

Wow what a CSI team they have here! "It was a vertical fall" Next up "Police believe due to effect of gravity. They will continue investigating."

Investigation finished, Thai Police expects to arrest Mr. Gravity very soon...

“We treat all cases equally and with fairness and justices with no discrimination of who the victim is, a Laotian and a Thai. We are ready to listen to all recommendation should the embassy raises,” declared Pol Gen Charumporn Suramanee, advisor to the Royal Thai Police commissioner
 

 

Yes, you do. Unfortunately, you are not Chalerm, so no one will believe you!

 

The virus is not airborne and can only be transmitted by direct contact, senior doctors said at "How to Handle the Ebola Virus When It Reaches Thailand".

"The Ebola virus's transmission is similar to that of HIV/Aids, which transmits only when there is a contact between organs and blood," said Dr Yong Poovorawan of Chulalongkorn University's Faculty of Medicine.

He emphasised that it would be quite difficult for the disease to spread in Thailand.
 

First, I am glad that they had a meeting. That's a good thing. Naming the meeting "How to handle Ebola when it reaches Thailand" may be a bit alarming, but I can live with that.

Now, about the bit on transmission: "the virus transmits only when there is a contact between organs and blood", I'm by no means a medical expert like Dr. Yong Poovorawan, but I'm pretty sure that there is contact between organs and blood, at least with mine...

Lastly, about the difficulty to spread in Thailand - is it because of Thainess?