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He is a total gobshite, he once declared Oasis was bigger than the Beatles ?????
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4 hours ago, catman20 said:
i dont agree with it but if it was not for the ease of sex here, there would be no farangs here. we all come for the sex originally.
''we all come for the sex originally.''.....speak for yourself.
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BBC News - Suicide Bombers Go On Strike
Suicide bombers in Britain are set to begin a three-day strike on Wednesday in a dispute over the number of virgins they are entitled to in the afterlife. Emergency talks with ISIS have so far failed to produce an agreement.
The unrest began last Tuesday when ISIS announced that the number of virgins a suicide bomber would receive after his death would be cut by 25% next month from 72 to 54. A spokesman said increases in recent years in the number of suicide bombings has resulted in a shortage of virgins in the afterlife.
The suicide bombers' union, the British Organization of Occupational Martyrs ( B.O.O.M.) responded with a statement saying the move was unacceptable to its members and called for a strike vote. General Secretary Abdullah Amir told the press, "Our members are literally working themselves to death in the cause of Jihad. We don't ask for much in return but to be treated like this is like a kick in the teeth".
Speaking from his shed in Tipton in the West Midlands, Al Qaeda chief executive Haisheet Mapants explained, "I sympathize with our workers concerns but Al Qaeda is simply not in a position to meet their demands. They are simply not accepting the realities of modern-day Jihad in a competitive marketplace. Thanks to Western depravity, there is now a chronic shortage of virgins in the afterlife. It's a straight choice between reducing expenditures or laying people off. I don't like cutting benefits but I'd hate to have to tell 3,000 of my staff that they won't be able to blow themselves up."
Spokespersons for the union in the North East of England, Ireland, Wales and the entire Australian continent stated that the change would not hurt their membership as there are so few virgins in their areas anyway.
According to some industry sources, the recent drop in the number of suicide bombings has been attributed to the emergence of Scottish singing star, Susan Boyle. Many Jihadists now know what a virgin looks like and have reconsidered their benefit packages.-
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Spain for me, cheap baccy, beer and tapas and free healthcare for English pensioners.
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5 hours ago, kev1n said:
I really appreciate the fresh fried fish from Krabi area. Basic, tasty and joyful
Deep fried Red Snapper in three flavour sauce, mmmm aroy, don't know where to get a good one these days though, it's been a while.
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2 hours ago, JAZZDOG said:
''Just so happens Russians often are involved in such cases'' Give a link to even one ''such case''.
You ask for a link and it just took a couple hours for yet another article to appear highlighting a fine Russian family behaving badly. So now you pivot to "but how about the Brits and Aussies". Fact is I wish there is a way to screen all these lowlife from entering the country instead of turning Thailand into the "Land of the Wanted and Unwanted".
No, I asked for a link to ''such cases'' not someone nicking an I phone, hardly comparable.
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2 hours ago, JAZZDOG said:
Only took a few hours and yet another fine Russian family. Same day homeboy. Entire criminal family involved. They just haven't advanced to the savagery yet.
And an Englishman beats his Thai wife to death, and a few weeks ago an American stomps an Aussie to death, there's good and bad in every nation and tarring a whole nation with the same brush is sadly pathetic. p.s. what on earth is a ''homeboy''?
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15 minutes ago, JAZZDOG said:
Are you auditioning to be his attorney? Next you will be questioning the validity of the video? The Russians are involved with scams from Putin on down. If they are not invading countries and annexing they are hacking the internet. I don't care for the way they behave nor would I ever consider living in their society. If you want to bend over for Vlad knock yourself out but trying to make excuses for this scum and his wife sickens me. Go back and watch the video a few times and imagine if that was your family member.
Show me one post where I have made an excuse for this monster.
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1 hour ago, smew said:
Denial until the end, next he’ll be saying he found the bag and spreading other fake stories and spread fake news just like their government. Russian society is filled with criminal elements commencing with their their president putin and ending on the lowest of citizens. Their motto is simple: follow the leader, if he can rip off the state and so can we. Worked and lived there and there is not a single citizen that has not broken the law; and not talking about trafic or tax evasions. Unbelievable society!
5''there is not a single citizen that has not broken the law''
What a ludicrous statement, you need help.
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1 hour ago, JAZZDOG said:
Sticking up for this vermin is exactly what you are doing. If he could afford his life style why is he out robbing and attempting to murder a 90lb Thai girl while his skank wife is packing up preparing to make a run for the border. Just so happens Russians often are involved in such cases. Just so happens Russians often are involved in such cases
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Give a link to even one ''such case''.
'' It was reported this wife of his had been seen scoping out Xchange outlets around Jomtien''
Nope, not reported, just rumoured by the Russophobes on this thread.
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1 hour ago, JAZZDOG said:
Like she hadn't found that out yet. Lavish life style funded by robbery and she had no clue. She's guilt as hell .
How do you know his lifestyle is ''funded by robbery''? And how do you know ''she's guilty as hell''? I'm not sticking up for this piece of vermin but there is , as of yet, no reason to believe his wife knew anything about it. Smacks of vile Russophobia to me.
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56 minutes ago, shy coconut said:
I think she probably knew he was a violent thug long before the robbery.
Well perhaps ''thinking'' isn't your thing.
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54 minutes ago, JAZZDOG said:
She looks guilty, homely or both. With a face like that she's got nothing to laugh about.
Actually she looks devastated, just found out that the love of her life is a psychopath poor lass.
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What an utterly disgusting filthy dirty lowlife, I sincerely hope he gets his comeuppance! jeez I'm fuming after watching that video, I'd gladly take a baseball bat to the scum!!!!!
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37 minutes ago, Thian said:
So how do YOU know what really happened, were you there? I see women who can't drive at all every day, loads and loads of them...i like it when somebody steps up and confront them for being others in danger...and what has the "i'm pregnant" to do with this story? Does she only care for her unborn child instead of other roadusers as well? If she's so pregnant she should stay at home.
Lot's of people male and female Thai and farang drive badly, you going to slap them all? I'm looking forward to the post when you get your comeuppance.
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Liam Gallagher fans slam 'ignorant' singer after he calls late Queen icon Freddie Mercury a 'goofy c***'
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Real! ?????