Foreign Resident Reports Rooster Noise on Koh Samui

On 6/25/2026 at 7:41 AM, Georgealbert said:

. He also notes visible signs of fatigue, including dark under-eye circles and physical stress symptoms, which he attributes to the extended period of disrupted sleep

This freak is probably abusing drugs or alcohol, I'd say he's diet is poor, all these things will contribute to the above.

I've got this woman next door to me who moans, and yells out for more at times keeping me awake. I thought of approaching here to discuss this issue but she is a large woman, so best keep my mouth shut.

22 hours ago, unblocktheplanet said:

Go the F home and rot in hell, you <deleted>!

You won't find any cocks in Blighty!

Which would explain the appalling BMI of British women.

6 hours ago, smedly said:

you very obvious didn't get it

And you did not make one.

17 hours ago, JAG said:

So zero instinct for self preservation then!

Yep, I'm sure if he talked to the rooster's owner, he'd come to a reasonable outcome. As soon as the owner started sharpening his machete. Forign food beats tough old chicken!

3 hours ago, Bday Prang said:

And complaining to a cranked up meth head Thai and his mates about their non wedding related noise , will result in an immediate drop in volume, an apology and a wai? Note .. Adopting an angry "school teacher" tone of voice will of course result in uncontrolled laughter from the miscreants if you are lucky, or possibly severe beating if your luck has run out

And rightly so. Fit in or get the eff out.

13 hours ago, flexomike said:

You are lucky someone didn't take you out

The owner of the property that at leased is an incredibly powerful man and nobody would have dared touch him nor any friend of his.

21 hours ago, Bday Prang said:

i agree, using Ostriches would make it much more exciting are they as noisy as roosters in the morning?

Peacocks are pretty noisy and exceptionally attractive!

7 hours ago, spidermike007 said:

The owner of the property that at leased is an incredibly powerful man and nobody would have dared touch him nor any friend of his.

So powerful that he couldn't get the migrant Burmese workers to get rid of their chickens - 555

16 minutes ago, flexomike said:

So powerful that he couldn't get the migrant Burmese workers to get rid of their chickens - 555

Of course he could have, but what you don't seem to understand is that this was not his issue, this was my issue. He lend me his rifle and gave me his bkessing as a favor, I did not expect him to do all the work.

What really puzzles me at this point is why you're so obsessed with this, and why you continue to eat chicken, even though you are adamantly opposed to the killing of roosters.

1 hour ago, jacko45k said:

Peacocks are pretty noisy and exceptionally attractive!

Quite tasty too ! I believe

1 hour ago, spidermike007 said:

Of course he could have, but what you don't seem to understand is that this was not his issue, this was my issue. He lend me his rifle and gave me his bkessing as a favor, I did not expect him to do all the work.

What really puzzles me at this point is why you're so obsessed with this, and why you continue to eat chicken, even though you are adamantly opposed to the killing of roosters.

You just are not getting the point, my chickens are bought and paid for you are bragging about killing someone else's chickens just for fun.

14 hours ago, flexomike said:

You just are not getting the point, my chickens are bought and paid for you are bragging about killing someone else's chickens just for fun.

I wasn't telling them for fun I was telling them for practical purposes to achieve peace and quiet in the place where I lived and spent my time.

However it just turned out to be a great deal of fun. Time out, no need to respond to me and I won't respond to you, as we're just going in circles.

On 6/25/2026 at 7:20 AM, Gecko123 said:

Could also offer him money to get rid of birds.

On 6/25/2026 at 7:20 AM, Gecko123 said:

Could also offer him money to get rid of birds.

On 6/25/2026 at 7:20 AM, Gecko123 said:

Could also offer him money to get rid of birds.

Most sensible suggestion yet, cheaper than moving house.

On 6/25/2026 at 8:51 AM, spidermike007 said:

This is something I'm incredibly proud of to this day, there are literally not enough roosters in the world to go around killing.

They are one of the most annoying animals on the planet especially the fighting breeds.

From my point of view possessing roosters if you live within 200 M of another human being is a violation that warrants that your roosters be exterminated. We all have our pet peeves and roosters for me are at the very top of my list.

I wonder how many of the posters that disagree with your post, have ever actually lived next to these really noisy roosters? I live in an area with many houses on small blocks of land, and the idiot neighbours have roosters that start at 4.30am and dogs that go off all day and night when someone rides past. I've just signed a lease in a much quieter area.