The Nimble Cabinet of Positive Optimists (or the New NCPO, to avoid confusion)

[Ossy]

 

The Nimble Cabinet of Positive Optimists (or the New NCPO, to avoid confusion)

 

Are you guys ready for some serious input towards the ‘sorting of Siam’? We’re always going on about the ills within a number of key political areas; road-safety, police, education, infrastructure for example. Well now’s your chance to put your muscle where your mouth is and do some real fixing.

Below are listed the 19 Ministries, within the Thai government, plus the PM’s Office that some poor sod must get paid a king’s ransom to sweep every evening.

 

I have a table of all the Ministries, here in my Word doc, but an Active X ban by IE is preventing me from copy/pasting it. Let me know if the forum idea is feasible and we can sort the table then.

 

The New NCPO is required to fix, i.e. to restore common sense and effectiveness to each of the 19 Ministries, in order of importance, as agreed on-forum. Around mid-March, upon completion of the New NCPO repair programme, a T-V poster will be ‘elected’ as PM and placed in office, prior to the new cabinet being presented to PM Prayut and his formal acknowledgement that our NCPO wipes the floor with his and his public resignation . . . at one of his Press Meetings (*), maybe.

In order to avoid all the committee, council and consortium nonsense, currently favoured by the Junta, all issues and elections will be overseen by an appointed General Secretary, whose first task will be to oversee the decision as to which Ministry we fix first.

To summarise, the New NCPO’s remit is as follows:-

1. Day 1.  Appointment of General Secretary. I would suggest a senior (i.e. long-serving) volunteer poster, who is both happy to undertake this mammoth role and fully committed towards ‘A Better Thailand’. In case of a split decision, the highest ‘Reputation’ score will decide.
2. Day 2.  Posters will debate, in their normal considered and respectful fashion and under the watchful eye of the GS, which current Ministry of Mayhem needs fixing first. I propose that one day should be sufficient for the GS to observe that a consensus has been achieved and the most needy Ministry confirmed. Volunteers will be invited for the post of Minister of this, the first Ministry to be fixed; the post being offered by GS to the volunteer with the highest ‘Reputation’ score.
3. Day 3.  The selected Ministry for fixing will need to draw up an agenda, by means of normal forum discussion, of all matters needing attention and this will be overseen jointly by our over-worked GS and by the newly elected Minister, who will confirm the setting in stone of the New NCPO’s first agenda, to be known as the Ministry for Whatever Fixit Agenda  . . . a big moment indeed and one which must be celebrated late into the evening.
4. Day 4.  Next day, hangovers permitting, each agenda item must be given normal considered and respectful poster attention and all feasible repair-jobs recorded by you know who . . . just as well he agreed to be Minutes Secretary, too.
5. Next day, Day 5., we can sit back and admire our first ‘fixit’ programme, passing appropriate comments were deemed helpful (?), before getting down to the serious business of which Ministry to fix next. Again, the GS will oversee that this is done with due diligence, before opening the floor for Ministerial volunteers and the Minister decided as in 2. (above)

The process has thus acquired a 4-day cycle, which, given that there are 19 Ministries, plus the bonus appointment of Secretary to the PM’s Office, will require 80 days, taking us nicely into 2018. Allowing for delays, which even with our dynamism and planning are still a possibility, a mid-March completion date will be aimed for.

With 2018 being Election Year, the GS, as stated above, will hope to present the New NCPO cabinet and our dynamic Siam-Saving programme to Prayut, during one of his regular press updates, perhaps with a song, highlighting its best bits and sung by his favourite girl band. The date pencilled in for this mega-event is Wed 21 March . . . Prayut’s birthday.

Anyone in? Any volunteers for the ‘key’ post of General Secretary?

Zzzzzzzzzzzz Just a good dream, of course.

 

 

 

 

[ubonjoe]

This is certainly a political topic.

See this pinned topic.

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