DOWN ON THE FARM

Amy, a blonde city girl, marries a farmer. One morning, before he

goes

out to the fields, the farmer says to her, "The Artificial Insemination

man

is coming to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the

two-by-four above the cow's stall. You show him where it is, okay?"

So the farmer leaves for the fields, and a while later, The Artificial

Insemination man arrives. Amy takes him down the long row of cows until

she

sees the nail, and tells him, "This is the one. This one right here!"

Terribly impressed by what seemed to be such a dizzy blonde, the man

asks,

"How did you know this is the cow to be bred?"

"By the nail over it's stall," Amy explains.

Then the man asks, "What's the nail for?"

I guess it's to hang your pants on."

DOWN ON THE FARM

Amy, a blonde city girl, marries a farmer. One morning, before he

goes

out to the fields, the farmer says to her, "The Artificial Insemination

man

is coming to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the

two-by-four above the cow's stall. You show him where it is, okay?"

So the farmer leaves for the fields, and a while later, The Artificial

Insemination man arrives. Amy takes him down the long row of cows until

she

sees the nail, and tells him, "This is the one. This one right here!"

AN oldie and Goodie

Terribly impressed by what seemed to be such a dizzy blonde, the man

asks,

"How did you know this is the cow to be bred?"

"By the nail over it's stall," Amy explains.

Then the man asks, "What's the nail for?"

I guess it's to hang your pants on."