Bluespunk Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 5 hours ago, JAG said: Is this fellow available for private consultations? I am seeking reassurance that night will follow day... Sent from my KENNY using Thailand Forum - Thaivisa mobile app Ask him who will be POTY this year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inepto Cracy Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 Er do you know why gypsies have glass balls? . . . To see when they are coming / cuming. My prediction for 2018, invest in electronics, especially sensors. Safe New year to you all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pauleddy Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 fantastic. I also see the future. 2000b per sitting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaygino Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 After gazing into my balls, i feel it neccessary to warn citizens living in the Sahara and Middle east regions of impending hot weather especially from April to September. In addition people living in Scandinavia are likely to get hit with heavy snowfalls over the next 2 months. Filipinos should also be aware that they will get hit by a number of Typhoons and tropical storms over the coming year. Regards Nostradamus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balo Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 I can do better , I predict a ladyboy will make the headlines in the local news within a month. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonmarleesco Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 Duh? I would have expected a half decent astrologer to forecast the numbers; a simple statistical calculation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonmarleesco Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 5 minutes ago, jaygino said: After gazing into my balls, i feel it neccessary to warn citizens living in the Sahara and Middle east regions of impending hot weather especially from April to September. In addition people living in Scandinavia are likely to get hit with heavy snowfalls over the next 2 months. Filipinos should also be aware that they will get hit by a number of Typhoons and tropical storms over the coming year. Regards Nostradamus Did you properly rub them? Your balls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pauleddy Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 I can pick the exact lottery winner. 30 million. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlQaholic Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 How can the Thai astrologers be so incredibly accurate in their predictions, it's like magic. Who would've known there is a risk of road accidents during the Holidays!? wow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bendejo Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 Whenever there is an earthquake in California, the press will interview people who predicted it. Same bunch of jokers predicting an earthquake every year. Our old pal Thaksin was said to have a platoon of fortune tellers, the "heavy" being a Japanese man in Chiang Mai. Wonder what became of him... Wait, I'm getting one now...... a man in a uniform will ask you for money.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlQaholic Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 (edited) I predict there will be another couple of mass shootings in the US during 2018. I also predict there will be a crackdown on gambling in Bangkok sometime in 2018, and another crackdown on police who are too fat. I also predict there will be no general election in Thailand in 2018. Edited December 26, 2017 by AlQaholic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lupatria Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 7 hours ago, webfact said: But top of the list were his revelations about the dangers on Thai roads - Rahu is having a battle with enemy planets so expect some carnage on the roads. He probably purchased his crystal ball at a garage sale at the house of the Minister of transport. Nostradamus is turning in his grave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pauleddy Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 Sit on my face and I will tell you your future for the next 3 hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesofa Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 5 minutes ago, Lupatria said: He probably purchased his crystal ball at a garage sale at the house of the Minister of transport. Nostradamus is turning in his grave. He did already, tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesofa Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 2 minutes ago, pauleddy said: Sit on my face and I will tell you your future for the next 3 hours. Do all your clients talk out of their ar5es? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khun Paul Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 OMG a person who tells the truth , but of course the current Govt will not employ him , precisely because he tells the truth . Please note he is the FORMER Royal Astrologer. Large pinches of salt required !!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MorristheRunt Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 Einstein Somchai, enough said! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ossy Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 18 minutes ago, balo said: I can do better , I predict a ladyboy will make the headlines in the local news within a month. Why's that, Balo? . . . you still got some bits to work on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wavemanwww Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 (edited) 6 hours ago, PatOngo said: Nailed it, Nostradamus! Nostradamus beats these prophets "Hands Down" This Thai astrologer guy is scratching on logic and common sense only! I have decided to make billions in Thailand. I am now Sir Falang astrologer. Plus I know the lucky numbers for the next Thai lottery but will cost you. My BSB is XXX XXX My account no. is 888 My name is Prayut Smith! Edited December 26, 2017 by wavemanwww Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twizzian Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 He made a mistake in the prediction. Its not new year, it is ‘all year’ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaihot Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 Since he is an "astrologer" and he is predicting the future based on the stars, he is telling Thais that there is no need to be cautious because the accidents will happen because it is "in the stars" and nothing can be done to prevent it; so why worry? :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatOngo Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 5 minutes ago, wavemanwww said: Nostradamus beats these prophets "Hands Down" This Thai astrologer guy is scratching on logic and common sense only! I have decided to make billions in Thailand. I am now Sir Falang astrologer. Plus I know the lucky numbers for the next Thai lottery but will cost you. My BSB is XXX XXX My account no. is 888 My name is Prayut Smith! Thanks Prayut, or is it Smithy? The cheque is in the mail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
natway09 Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 He may just be right !!!!!! No Astrology needed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wavemanwww Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 9 minutes ago, PatOngo said: Thanks Prayut, or is it Smithy? The cheque is in the mail. No worries. your a winner. I see it in my balls, Oops meant crystal balls! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tandor Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 ..can they be more specific. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesofa Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 Interestingly, I can't specifically see it in the list of Occupations and Professions Prohibited to Aliens BE 2522. Could be a ferang growth industry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Laycock1 Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 Send me a few thousand Baht and I will send you a detailed personal prediction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HappyinNE Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 I sure as hell hope no one paid for this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peperobi Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 You do not have to be a "TOP ASTROLOGER" everyone that traveling around know how dangerous Thai roads are. And for that shit pay peoples money??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatOngo Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 7 minutes ago, Paul Laycock1 said: Send me a few thousand Baht and I will send you a detailed personal prediction. Sounds like a Nigerian scam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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