Thai penis size - all is revealed in new survey about the Thai "nong chai"

[timendres]

40 minutes ago, nrasmussen said:

Condom size is defined as half the circumference - not the diameter.

A rare example of life being simplified in the face of math...

[jenny2017]

1 hour ago, tryasimight said:

My condoms have ' type tested by the University of Pennsylvania'

printed on them in large, bold characters. 

The ladies can see that and know they are in safe hands. 

 

Yeah I know my wanger is only 12 inches long...... But it's thick! 

Please watch the Indian ...

 

    

 

[tryasimight]

7 minutes ago, jenny2017 said:

Please watch the Indian ...

 

    

 

Watched...... But very hard to understand even with subtitles. 

[Jonah Tenner]

2 hours ago, tryasimight said:

The US and European contingent don't shape up to good either compared to us Aussie's. Maybe that's why the US had all those big cars and bikes in years gone by. 

The Aussies must be related to the Mexicans...

[F4UCorsair]

15 hours ago, faraday said:

Please note from the above diagram, that the British Wang isn't shown.

 

This is because the page is too small...

 

I've read about you, and the Brits.   When you go for a pee you hold your c*** with two hands....problem is you pi$$ on eight fingers.

[F4UCorsair]

Perhaps a little off topic, but as this is a light hearted thread, the mods may let it go.

 

Why do men give their penises a nickname?

 

The don't like the idea of their decisions being made by a stranger.

[Gandtee]

5 hours ago, whimsy said:

Looks like no one else is going to correct the maths. The circumference of a circle is Pi x Diameter. So the diameter is roughly 1/3 of the circumference, not 1/2.  Circumference/Pi. so a 104mm circumference means an incredibly thin 33mm diameter. That seems unlikely. More likely, the entire article is BS.

A load of cock more likely.

[Russell17au]

20 hours ago, Estrada said:

Jenny, Like I said 18 hours ago the reason that Britain is not recorded on here is because theirs is toooooo small to register and be measured. This must be true because no Brit has come on here to refute this statement. I think the reason that they are tooooo small is that they were never given toys when they were babies so they played with them until there was nothing left and now they are angry old men.

[GreasyFingers]

22 hours ago, Russell17au said:

You wouldn't be from Britain would you GreasyFingers?

No, mate

[Russell17au]

14 minutes ago, GreasyFingers said:

No, mate

That's ok, it is just when you said that yours was not long and thin or short and fat that I thought that you might have been a Brit because theirs are toooo small to even register for measurement

[ttrd]

2 minutes ago, Russell17au said:

That's ok, it is just when you said that yours was not long and thin or short and fat that I thought that you might have been a Brit because theirs are toooo small to even register for measurement

To have that knowledge you need to be a Brit and as well been involved in regular activities over time which includes a certain amount of British Dicks - what was Your name again...??...

[Russell17au]

3 minutes ago, ttrd said:

To have that knowledge you need to be a Brit and as well been involved in regular activities over time which includes a certain amount of British Dicks - what was Your name again...??...

It has taken over 24 hours for someone to finally respond to my post about the Brits.

When you have a look at that condom the Brits are not even listed on there, so they must have extremely small penis's for them not to register.

It is good to see a bit of light hearted fun on here for a change

By the way I'm an Australian

[ttrd]

2 minutes ago, Russell17au said:

It has taken over 24 hours for someone to finally respond to my post about the Brits.

When you have a look at that condom the Brits are not even listed on there, so they must have extremely small penis's for them not to register.

It is good to see a bit of light hearted fun on here for a change

By the way I'm an Australian

I am an Norwegian...;)

[Russell17au]

1 minute ago, ttrd said:

I am an Norwegian...;)

No Brit has come on here yet jumping up and down complaining that I'm wrong so my statement must be correct.

Your ok, at least you are near Germany, must be that viking blood lines

[amvet]

On 1/6/2018 at 10:47 PM, cyberfarang said:

I`m not gay and never been into looking at men`s penises, not even in porn movies. But somehow I can`t imagine any Thai males being hung like stallions.

 

As for the 54mm: 3.6 million Thai men, I think that`s more wishful thinking on the Thai females part.

I could tell you where to look but seriously if you don't look at male penises how would you have an opinion?  

[chainarong]

On ‎1‎/‎6‎/‎2018 at 8:53 PM, Bluespunk said:

Erm...it is still January, right?

I thought this was a family friendly site...............................

[amvet]

On 1/7/2018 at 10:27 AM, DGS1244 said:

Were the heck in Thailand can you purchase 56 mm Condoms?

Durex Dual Pleasure or Durex Comfort at Watsons

[seancbk]

On 1/7/2018 at 4:35 AM, F4UCorsair said:

The dimensions have me confused too.

 

50 mm = 2 inches (average smart 'phone width is 3+ inches), so is that length  (very disappointing),  circumference (once again, very disappointing), diameter (watch out girls), or across the 'eye' (as in my case)!!

 

Its the radius.    Circumference divided by two.  

 

 

[Russell17au]

2 minutes ago, seancbk said:

 

Its the radius.    Circumference divided by two.  

 

 

Ye, you always have been one eyed but this time your eye is too small

[ZeVonderBearz]

51 minutes ago, Russell17au said:

That's ok, it is just when you said that yours was not long and thin or short and fat that I thought that you might have been a Brit because theirs are toooo small to even register for measurement

Ever checked your ancestry? You may very well be a pom without even knowing it. 

[Russell17au]

On 07/01/2018 at 4:35 AM, F4UCorsair said:

The dimensions have me confused too.

 

50 mm = 2 inches (average smart 'phone width is 3+ inches), so is that length  (very disappointing),  circumference (once again, very disappointing), diameter (watch out girls), or across the 'eye' (as in my case)!!

You have a BIG problem if the measurement is across the eye as it is in your case. It means that your penis is inverted and you now have a virgina instead so that turns you into a real ****

55555555555555555

[Russell17au]

3 minutes ago, ZeVonderBearz said:

Ever checked your ancestry? You may very well be a pom without even knowing it. 

Ye, but we had real toys to play with like Kangaroos, wombats and koalas not like the poms that were left behind to play with their penises

[ttrd]

1 hour ago, Russell17au said:

No Brit has come on here yet jumping up and down complaining that I'm wrong so my statement must be correct.

Your ok, at least you are near Germany, must be that viking blood lines

The viking dna is probably watered out by now, but at least I pay my restaurant bills without making a crime scene....;)

[mitsubishi]

On 1/7/2018 at 4:09 AM, F4UCorsair said:

 

No point in showering wearing a raincoat.   I don't hire hookers, never have, so no need.

LOL. I know a guy who said that and ended up catching the pox from some Thai nurse he dated! Be careful what you wish for.

[ttrd]

11 minutes ago, mitsubishi said:

LOL. I know a guy who said that and ended up catching the pox from some Thai nurse he dated! Be careful what you wish for.

There are thousands of part time hokkers in Thailand who have regular jobs and/or just arrived back home in a visit when you meet them outside the tourist spots so its correct - you never know....;) 

[amvet]

14 minutes ago, mitsubishi said:

LOL. I know a guy who said that and ended up catching the pox from some Thai nurse he dated! Be careful what you wish for.

Me too.  I went to her office and talked to her doctor boss and told him to get her tested at the hospital and he paid for my medication.  7/11 clerk too.  Never a hooker. 

[impulse]

20 hours ago, nrasmussen said:

Condom size is defined as half the circumference - not the diameter.

 

When you can put one over your face and blow it up to 4 feet long without it bursting, who cares?

 

 

[tgeezer]

I thought that it was called a Michai, named for a politician of the nineties.

 

 

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[radiochaser]

On 1/7/2018 at 1:54 AM, jenny2017 said:

Have you ever thought about how the Aussies came to their country? 

Big wooden boats?