It certainly was a good 'un!

congrats to Gburns and his wife

Hi, I'm qwertz, posting to you all the way from sausage side.

As you'll see from my post count, I'm not quite a newbie any more, having done my apprenticeship and had my wrists smacked a time or two by the mods in the general forum.

Why do I log in ?

Because I spend much of my working day at a computer so you lot are my welcome break and chuckle factor.

I feel as if I know some of you already - Jet, Bendix, farangsay, Rain, Torito and Nignoy - but anyway, hallo again.

Do keep posting, I love the input.

If I haven't told you enough, just ask.

Oh do shut up, Gwertzy. We read your hello in the other welcome mat. Did you read every post on every page of this thread? That's what you are supposed to do. Also do the same with the welcome thread. Then, Miggy might break off a piece of choccy for you. If you don't mind, it's Sunday, so I'll beat you up later. And do try to look less presentable; we have a reputation to maintain here.

Put the sausages in Tutsi's cell. He'll cook them for us later.

Doh................

How'm I supposed to know all this after partying all night with Russians, Jet?

My brain still hurts.

Of course I read every thread that you contribute to, I'm an avid reader of your incisive shafts of wit.

Anyway, you seem to have mellowed a little of late; could this be a result of your cyber-flirt with Bendix?

Wait till I find a photo of me to post; I promise you he'll pale into insignificance after you check out my craggy good looks.

Russians? We don't have any ruskies here, do we, Tigs? Moss? FS? Lanny? Miggy? NR? So, you sneaked out on your first night. You are so in deep doo doo, Gwertzy. And you have to read everyone's posts. I suggest you rip your Armani jeans and ruffle your hair and try to hide behind NR's skirts for awhile.

Armani jeans ? Hair?

NR sounds very nice (as you do too, of course, but I appreciate you're deeply involved with Bendix at the moment).

No matter, I can wait until I'm summoned to your court.

Meantime I shall work on improving my penmanship in the vain hope of earning your approval.

BTW, how TF do I post a picture?

My picture is continually rejected. I can't believe I'm that ugly.

Yours, Squirty

Edited July 9, 200719 yr by qwertz

Russians? We don't have any ruskies here, do we, Tigs? Moss? FS? Lanny? Miggy? NR?

ermmmm >>MiG<< partly russian

Russians? We don't have any ruskies here, do we, Tigs? Moss? FS? Lanny? Miggy? NR?

ermmmm >>MiG<< partly russian

Sorry, Miggy. Does it come equipped with vodka and potatoes?

Squirt, based on our intimate conversations , I would not post a real photo of yourself here anytime soon. We don't need proof to know how ugly you are anyway.

Quote JG: Squirt, based on our intimate conversations , I would not post a real photo of yourself here anytime soon. We don't need proof to know how ugly you are anyway.

Thank you mistress - I think.

Edited July 9, 200719 yr by qwertz

OK, jeez Louise.....

Been lurking about, hiding in the tall grass, trying not to get trampled by the Rampaging Changs

Also have been rather busy in the last week helping Cawbie escort some of the Higher Worthies of TV, up from Patts, around the lovely environs of Chiang Mai, as they were scouting out the locale for the TV BBQ here.

Sooooooo. Here I am. No Personal Details. Just farking happy to be here (I think?!?!!!)

McG

PS Jettie babe, don't let on about our little thang we got goin', Squirtie might get jealous.

OK, jeez Louise.....

Been lurking about, hiding in the tall grass, trying not to get trampled by the Rampaging Changs

Also have been rather busy in the last week helping Cawbie escort some of the Higher Worthies of TV, up from Patts, around the lovely environs of Chiang Mai, as they were scouting out the locale for the TV BBQ here.

Sooooooo. Here I am. No Personal Details. Just farking happy to be here (I think?!?!!!)

McG

PS Jettie babe, don't let on about our little thang we got goin', Squirtie might get jealous.

Too late, scumbag, you're high on my hit list.

McG!

How lovely to hear your bike revving in the garage with the door closed! What are you planning, you rapscallion you? Did you pluck any Cawbie feathers for me? If you have read through this thread and the welcome thread, yu'll have a good idea of the torture system we have in place. I can telll already that we will have a troublesome trio, what with Cawbie and Limpalong already chewing up the place. No wheelies in the wards is all I gotta say. McG, McG, sure sounds like mickie D, so your Beddies nick is Golden Arches, or GA for short (not men peeing in arch spray formation -- did you know you can electrocute yourself if your pee stream hits an electric train line? That always fascinated me, but never saw it myself.). I think you're on the job roster for pizza delivery.

Welcome to 47, and may the crows be with you.

Squirtie, calmest thyself. McG has a big liver, just like you! I hate equally, you know that.

Ha, so you're into big lovers now huh?

Well, just don't write me off till you've seen what I can do.

McG!

How lovely to hear your bike revving in the garage with the door closed! What are you planning, you rapscallion you? Did you pluck any Cawbie feathers for me? If you have read through this thread and the welcome thread, yu'll have a good idea of the torture system we have in place. I can telll already that we will have a troublesome trio, what with Cawbie and Limpalong already chewing up the place. No wheelies in the wards is all I gotta say. McG, McG, sure sounds like mickie D, so your Beddies nick is Golden Arches, or GA for short (not men peeing in arch spray formation -- did you know you can electrocute yourself if your pee stream hits an electric train line? That always fascinated me, but never saw it myself.). I think you're on the job roster for pizza delivery.

Welcome to 47, and may the crows be with you.

Squirtie, calmest thyself. McG has a big liver, just like you! I hate equally, you know that.

Jettie,

GA, or simply "gaa-gaa"!

GA's my name, Pizza Delivery is my game. Mixed with occasional Golden Showers errr....Arches, I mean. Got it.

I am creating a special Crow Indian headdress with all the feathers I plucked from Cawbie- the poor bird is down to pin feathers:

Regards,

McG/GA/McSpicy Boy

PS Squirtie....I'm willing to share

I don't like salami.

I do like Ga squared. It has a nice ring to it.

McG!

How lovely to hear your bike revving in the garage with the door closed! What are you planning, you rapscallion you? Did you pluck any Cawbie feathers for me? If you have read through this thread and the welcome thread, yu'll have a good idea of the torture system we have in place. I can telll already that we will have a troublesome trio, what with Cawbie and Limpalong already chewing up the place. No wheelies in the wards is all I gotta say. McG, McG, sure sounds like mickie D, so your Beddies nick is Golden Arches, or GA for short (not men peeing in arch spray formation -- did you know you can electrocute yourself if your pee stream hits an electric train line? That always fascinated me, but never saw it myself.). I think you're on the job roster for pizza delivery.

Welcome to 47, and may the crows be with you.

Squirtie, calmest thyself. McG has a big liver, just like you! I hate equally, you know that.

Jettie,

GA, or simply "gaa-gaa"!

GA's my name, Pizza Delivery is my game. Mixed with occasional Golden Showers errr....Arches, I mean. Got it.

I am creating a special Crow Indian headdress with all the feathers I plucked from Cawbie- the poor bird is down to pin feathers:

Regards,

McG/GA/McSpicy Boy

PS Squirtie....I'm willing to share

Listen up MF, I mean MG, I'll give your proposal my consideration but I warn you, I have big appetites.

Is this JG momma gona be enough for the two us?

If not, you will lose.

Squirt, it's GaGa. You can both pick a day.

qwertzie-

my long lost twin brother

ye of the large appetite

large liver, and other...

I'll take Mon/Wed/Fri

How's Tues/Thurs/Sat & Sun?

McG/GA squared

Any day but Sunday, JG.

I do God's work Sundays in Nana Plaza.

I only killed three farangs last week, it was a quiet day.

They're talking in code.

Yeah, Irish code! Be careful or we might start singing 'The fields of Athenry'!

' By a lonely prison wall, I heard a young girl calahalling, Michael they are takng you away..... Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh'

Keep singing Moss, keep singing. I'm up there with you. After you've finished I'll start 'Four Green Fields'.

(One of them's in bondage!)

But my sons have sons

And all of them in Thailand.

They're talking in code.

Yeah, Irish code! Be careful or we might start singing 'The fields of Athenry'!

' By a lonely prison wall, I heard a young girl calahalling, Michael they are takng you away..... Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh'

Keep singing Moss, keep singing. I'm up there with you. After you've finished I'll start 'Four Green Fields'.

(One of them's in bondage!)

But my sons have sons

And all of them in Thailand.

And strangers came and tried to take them from me...

Well, I was told to give away all my secrets on this thread, so here goes...

Born in Bendigo (Australia) and moved to Melbourne to join the workforce. Was married but my wife died shortly after my daughter was born (she is now 22 but still lives at 'home'). Am retired after being in the workforce for 35 years (so I'm not terribly young) and only worked for the one mob during those years. Left school too young, so had to do the uni thing part-time whilst working.

Discovered Thailand by chance (transiting through BKK on the way back from Europe in the early 80s). Came to Thailand regularly thereafter and had a look around at some parts of it - though never got to Isaan (one day...) - and fell in love with Phuket. Used to come over with a mate, but he is now a bit too shy of quids and also doesn't travel too well these days.

Was staying 3 months a year in recent times but now six months (hate the cold Melbourne winters and the low season in Phuket suits me just fine). Currently not intending to live in Phuket permanently, because I enjoy Melbourne in Summer/Autumn; but may still consider a permanent move if/when someone takes daughter off my hands (so I can unload the house).

I stay in Patong but if I do decide upon a permanent move, will probably settle in Kamala (or perhaps Kata).

That's about it. Oh, my user name (though sounding somewhat 'eastern') is a nickname I derived from an incident years ago on a fishing tip to Grantville (not far from Melbourne). It is a story for telling only over drinkies - did I mention that I also enjoy a convivial ale or beam & coke?

^

See you in Patong if you're there in Sept.

I'll be there with a Melbourne contingent.

PING (aka Chairman) -- your personalised Gorgon greeting is in three cheers Bedlam.

Jet, for the first time, I must veto your chosen nickname.

We can't have a newbie fallen throught he4 roof, going round being called "chariman".

None of us will dig that, you dig? (BTW> whatever happened to Diggin' Diggory whatever his name was?)

Ping, You need someone to take your 22 y.o daughter off your hands.

Send me pics and an application (I'm only 27) and I may be able to help.

Chairman is totally appropriate. How else do executives get in?

^

See you in Patong if you're there in Sept.

I'll be there with a Melbourne contingent.

Qwertz - definitely. How about poking something on the Phuket forum closer to the time?

His name is Squirt, or Squirty, or Squirtles.

Only NOOBS refer to him as Qwertz.

His name is Squirt, or Squirty, or Squirtles.

Only NOOBS refer to him as Qwertz.

Yer. His nametag fell off...