Bad Day

You thought you were having a bad day!!

In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, over a period of time, patients

died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m.,

regardless

of their medical condition. When the coincidence was realized, the next

Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 a.m., doctors and nurses

waited near the ward to see for themselves what the phenomenon was all

about. Just when the clock struck 11:00, Pookie Johnson, the part-time

Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system

so he could use the vacuum cleaner.

Having a Bad Day????

The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil

spill in Alaska was $ 80,000.00. At a special ceremony, two of the most

expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid

cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a

killer whale ate them both.

Still think you are having a Bad Day????

A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking

frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running

from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away

from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood,

breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily

listening to his Walkman.

STILL think you're having a Bad day????

Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs

to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand pigs

broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The

two helpless protesters were trampled to death.

There now...feeling better?