Facebook video going viral as farang says: I may have a small one but I know what to do with it

 

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A video is doing the rounds of Facebook that shows a young foreigner speaking in north eastern dialect making a number of quips.

 

He appears slightly the worse for wear - possibly due to the consumption of a beverage or two - as he is filmed on a bike.

 

He first claims - to much amusement from people videoing him - that he is a Thai boxer on weekdays but a gangster at the weekend.

 

The late night conversation degenerates into claims that the foreigner has a small willy.

 

He admits to having a mini "ham noi" - but he sure knows how to use it.

 

The three minute video is complete with all the bells and whistles associated with Thai slapstick and is accompanied by much laughter as the unnamed foreigner hold court by the side of the road outside a convenience store.

 

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14 minutes ago, webfact said:

that he is a Thai boxer on weekdays but a gangster at the weekend.

What a degenerate.

She says: what are you going to do with that.

 

He says: satisfy ME!

Facepalm...

Just a very sad thing to see. Another foreigner that makes a fool out of himself in Thailand. Why don´t they just have a weekly friday comic club, where everybody can get together behind closed doors.

 

Two good things:

 

• Other people don´t have to see and hear them, that actually can lead to a feeling of embarrasment.
• Immigration and police know where to find them, when they decide to do something about this annoying behaviour.

I knew a younger guy like that in Bangkok. He used to speak Essan Thai to everyone. He also used to copy the silly little jokes and mannerisms from the TV shows. Half the locals loved him and half the locals loathed him. I just thought he was an attention grabbing t***. 

57 minutes ago, chippendale said:

What a degenerate.

An idiot maybe, but hardly degenerate.

Well endowed men often like to joke that they have a 'small' one. Anyway, with his youth and good language skills, you can be sure he doesn't have to pay for it, probably has gorgeous students coming and going from his room at all hours.

Maybe his small helmet is the reason he isn't wearing a helmet. 

MORRON  ..............

if he were doing it with mates in english you'd call it banter.

 

hes a kid having fun. 

good for him.

 

given his language skills hes likely another escaped mormon.

Good example for western decent education system nowadays. Send him 2 weeks into prison as a warning, next time send him back home.  

10 minutes ago, blubb said:

Good example for western decent education system nowadays. Send him 2 weeks into prison as a warning, next time send him back home.  

 

why? 

please list his crimes.

1 hour ago, Sir Dude said:

Facepalm...

a facepunch helps him more

Another knob in more ways than one.

I think he is on speed or some Yaa-Baa crank the way he is motoring his mouth and jerking about.

37 minutes ago, HooHaa said:

 

why? 

please list his crimes.

 

He must have taken some illegal drugs, check his eyes, typically, if you compare to other drug abusing people !! He look like a maiden just had his 1st bang. 

 

personally don't understand isaan dialect. i can say that i think your shop worker and manual labour types in general may find him funny but those with a little more class so to speak would not be impressed in the slightest with him talking about his dick in public. personally i couldn't care less, just a kid having fun i guess. hope i don't read about him soon having come of a motorbike when pissed or high and can't afford his hospital bills. he looks to me like a tragedy waiting to happen

they have all got small ones up t'north

He reminds me of "Andy Pandy"....Don't know why.....

 

 

Edited January 17, 20188 yr by metisdead
Off topic video removed.

In all fairness, a lot of us here 'may' have what they consider a small 'willy', but compared to a Thai one it's enormous !

3 hours ago, Jeremy50 said:

Well endowed men often like to joke that they have a 'small' one. Anyway, with his youth and good language skills, you can be sure he doesn't have to pay for it, probably has gorgeous students coming and going from his room at all hours.

I would assume he's not into girls, looking at the photo.  So the students going to his room wouldn't be my cup of tea

you will note the spelling was corrected. the compounding was intentional.
 

Bloody loosers

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14 minutes ago, CG1 Blue said:

I would assume he's not into girls, looking at the photo.  So the students going to his room wouldn't be my cup of tea

so the final result is, this is a drug using gay? 

3 hours ago, the guest said:

ah yes the irony,  it's 'super chief' not supercheif

There is as much slapstick humour in these replies as there is in the video, reminiscent of the 3 Stooges

He was just drunk

1 hour ago, RichardColeman said:

In all fairness, a lot of us here 'may' have what they consider a small 'willy', but compared to a Thai one it's enormous !

Keep telling yourself that if it gets you through the day.

6 hours ago, webfact said:

He first claims - to much amusement from people videoing him - that he is a Thai boxer on weekdays but a gangster at the weekend.

And a complete moron all of the time!