THE BUFFALO THEORY.

A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo. When the herd is hunted,

it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back who are killed first.

This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and

health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of its weakest members.

In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as its slowest cells.

Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the

slowest and weakest brain cells first. Thus the regular consumption of beer

eliminates the weaker brain cells making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

That’s why you always feel smarter after a few beers!

If this is the case Rob, how come I'm not an einstein/brain surgeon/poet laureate/astronaut then ....

But Dave, Mr Duck has been drinking home brew.

But Dave, Mr Duck has been drinking home brew.

I think Ducky's bottling and selling his own urine Robski ... he's no different from a common and garden 'quack'

The theory has some merit