Viagra growing on trees! Mayor advises erection of fences to protect valuable crop

 

Picture: Sanook

 

A mayor in Sukhothai said that his phone had not stopped ringing after reports in the media that a fruit growing in his area could be used as a powerful aphrodisiac.

 

Mayor Suwit Thongsong in Bang Khlang has told people who own 'Pha Daam' trees to take care of their crop of fruit. He has advised that the putting up fences would be a good idea.

 

Each one of the hard, sour fruit is going for as much as 500 baht.

 

Sanook reported that one man had his tree shaken vigorously and all his "Luuk Pha Daam" went missing.

 

Old timers in the area said that a gooey secretion from the tree was used as a glue in making knives durable.

 

Now the fruit is getting attention as Thai men seek an alternative to pharmaceutical drugs to improve activity in the bedroom.

 

Source: Sanook

 

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Good to see diversified crops initiatives are taking off.

Just now, coulson said:

Good to see diversified crops initiatives are taking off.

All part of the PM's Thai Niyom plan to bring smiles and happiness to the people. Good to see him getting it up.

He could be on a big vote winner with this one.

It's going to be a hard one to better ?

Was the erection (of fences) purposely used or just a mistake? 

3 minutes ago, Cadbury said:

All part of the PM's Thai Niyom plan to bring smiles and happiness to the people. Good to see him getting it up.

He could be on a big vote winner with this one.

ha-ppiness

 

20 minutes ago, webfact said:

one man had his tree shaken vigorously and all his "Luuk Pha Daam" went missing

 

At least he still got some wood.

 

 

and it also cures cancer 

Does it give you the lotto numbers too?

2 hours ago, webfact said:

Sanook reported that one man had his tree shaken vigorously and all his "Luuk Pha Daam" went missing.

Ah...happens to us all eventually...or so I'm told.

2 hours ago, smedly said:

and it also cures cancer 

but more importantly, does it give lottery numbers?

Tell these morons consumption of grated iron will get Willie in the pole position, and these guys start cutting, grating and eating their bicycles.

Btw while writing this I had an idea. Is anyone aware where I can buy 100 used bicycles for a reasonable price?

Viagra tree....
I have seeds for money trees for sale...

4 hours ago, marko kok prong said:

Does it give you the lotto numbers too?

'69'  this week in the other lotto.

10 hours ago, coulson said:

Good to see diversified crops initiatives are taking off.

Or another scam taking off..... 

Viagra growing on trees! Mayor advises erection

 

12 hours ago, Artisi said:

Was the erection (of fences) purposely used or just a mistake? 

Imagine all the posts they'll need. However  Thailand has a surfeit of posts, mostly inactive, so no problem.

15 hours ago, webfact said:

Mayor advises erection of fences

I doubt the fruit is any kind of aphrodisiac. I seriously doubt it could give fences, human or otherwise, an erection.

Reminds me of something:

 

3 hours ago, nausea said:

Reminds me of something:

 

And how many fell for it.... 

Is it 1st April again already … the years fly by :-)

Viagra, of course, is not an aphrodisiac. It's a way of overcoming ED.  So. . . pha daam to get you fruity and Viagra to help you slice and dice?

 

Sounds like a combo worth trying!

Edited April 26, 20188 yr by Krataiboy

How long will it take before the government <deleted> it up.

On 4/25/2018 at 1:30 PM, Lupatria said:

Tell these morons consumption of grated iron will get Willie in the pole position, and these guys start cutting, grating and eating their bicycles.

Btw while writing this I had an idea. Is anyone aware where I can buy 100 used bicycles for a reasonable price?

Sombat Kanamuji, google this

Has the FDA approved this drug yet? They might end up with the problems that the face cream gangs.oh no I forgot,they only go for the people with big money to confiscate.

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1 hour ago, happy chappie said:

Has the FDA approved this drug yet? They might end up with the problems that the face cream gangs.oh no I forgot,they only go for the people with big money to confiscate.

I don't think it would stand up to scrutiny

 

 

when consumed in combination with an inherent lack of control -  I can see a lot of erection offences cumming up   

31 minutes ago, tifino said:

 

 

when consumed in combination with an inherent lack of control -  I can see a lot of erection offences cumming up   

More like erection disasters cumming up. 

On 4/25/2018 at 9:25 AM, Cadbury said:

All part of the PM's Thai Niyom plan to bring smiles and happiness to the people. Good to see him getting it up.

He could be on a big vote winner with this one.

The good general should have vast experience in "standing at attention."

 

He has been "hard on" his opponenents, "hammered away" at the press, and committed several PR "boners."

 

As well, " ramrodding" Art. 44 through with "stiff" penalties attached has really given Thai people the "shaft."  

 

Despite this, he has "stood tall" against "mounting" pressure to call a "general erection."