webfact Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 Viagra growing on trees! Mayor advises erection of fences to protect valuable crop Picture: Sanook A mayor in Sukhothai said that his phone had not stopped ringing after reports in the media that a fruit growing in his area could be used as a powerful aphrodisiac. Mayor Suwit Thongsong in Bang Khlang has told people who own 'Pha Daam' trees to take care of their crop of fruit. He has advised that the putting up fences would be a good idea. Each one of the hard, sour fruit is going for as much as 500 baht. Sanook reported that one man had his tree shaken vigorously and all his "Luuk Pha Daam" went missing. Old timers in the area said that a gooey secretion from the tree was used as a glue in making knives durable. Now the fruit is getting attention as Thai men seek an alternative to pharmaceutical drugs to improve activity in the bedroom. Source: Sanook -- © Copyright Thai Visa News 2018-04-25 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coulson Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 Good to see diversified crops initiatives are taking off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cadbury Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 Just now, coulson said: Good to see diversified crops initiatives are taking off. All part of the PM's Thai Niyom plan to bring smiles and happiness to the people. Good to see him getting it up. He could be on a big vote winner with this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artisi Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 It's going to be a hard one to better ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artisi Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 Was the erection (of fences) purposely used or just a mistake? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesofa Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 3 minutes ago, Cadbury said: All part of the PM's Thai Niyom plan to bring smiles and happiness to the people. Good to see him getting it up. He could be on a big vote winner with this one. ha-ppiness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darcula Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 20 minutes ago, webfact said: one man had his tree shaken vigorously and all his "Luuk Pha Daam" went missing At least he still got some wood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smedly Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 and it also cures cancer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marko kok prong Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 Does it give you the lotto numbers too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluespunk Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 2 hours ago, webfact said: Sanook reported that one man had his tree shaken vigorously and all his "Luuk Pha Daam" went missing. Ah...happens to us all eventually...or so I'm told. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artisi Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 2 hours ago, smedly said: and it also cures cancer but more importantly, does it give lottery numbers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lupatria Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 Tell these morons consumption of grated iron will get Willie in the pole position, and these guys start cutting, grating and eating their bicycles. Btw while writing this I had an idea. Is anyone aware where I can buy 100 used bicycles for a reasonable price? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bangkokfunny Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 Viagra tree.... I have seeds for money trees for sale... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tandor Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 4 hours ago, marko kok prong said: Does it give you the lotto numbers too? '69' this week in the other lotto. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotchilli Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 10 hours ago, coulson said: Good to see diversified crops initiatives are taking off. Or another scam taking off..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norbert Halfwit Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 Viagra growing on trees! Mayor advises erection Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcatcher Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 12 hours ago, Artisi said: Was the erection (of fences) purposely used or just a mistake? Imagine all the posts they'll need. However Thailand has a surfeit of posts, mostly inactive, so no problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonmarleesco Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 15 hours ago, webfact said: Mayor advises erection of fences I doubt the fruit is any kind of aphrodisiac. I seriously doubt it could give fences, human or otherwise, an erection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nausea Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 Reminds me of something: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artisi Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 3 hours ago, nausea said: Reminds me of something: And how many fell for it.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
csmith Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 Is it 1st April again already … the years fly by :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krataiboy Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 Viagra, of course, is not an aphrodisiac. It's a way of overcoming ED. So. . . pha daam to get you fruity and Viagra to help you slice and dice? Sounds like a combo worth trying! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William C F Pierce Posted May 12, 2018 Share Posted May 12, 2018 How long will it take before the government <deleted> it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Srinivas Posted May 13, 2018 Share Posted May 13, 2018 On 4/25/2018 at 1:30 PM, Lupatria said: Tell these morons consumption of grated iron will get Willie in the pole position, and these guys start cutting, grating and eating their bicycles. Btw while writing this I had an idea. Is anyone aware where I can buy 100 used bicycles for a reasonable price? Sombat Kanamuji, google this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happy chappie Posted May 13, 2018 Share Posted May 13, 2018 Has the FDA approved this drug yet? They might end up with the problems that the face cream gangs.oh no I forgot,they only go for the people with big money to confiscate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metisdead Posted May 13, 2018 Share Posted May 13, 2018 Posts commenting on moderation have been removed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wobblyjohn Posted May 13, 2018 Share Posted May 13, 2018 1 hour ago, happy chappie said: Has the FDA approved this drug yet? They might end up with the problems that the face cream gangs.oh no I forgot,they only go for the people with big money to confiscate. I don't think it would stand up to scrutiny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tifino Posted May 13, 2018 Share Posted May 13, 2018 when consumed in combination with an inherent lack of control - I can see a lot of erection offences cumming up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artisi Posted May 13, 2018 Share Posted May 13, 2018 31 minutes ago, tifino said: when consumed in combination with an inherent lack of control - I can see a lot of erection offences cumming up More like erection disasters cumming up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfinityandBeyond Posted May 13, 2018 Share Posted May 13, 2018 On 4/25/2018 at 9:25 AM, Cadbury said: All part of the PM's Thai Niyom plan to bring smiles and happiness to the people. Good to see him getting it up. He could be on a big vote winner with this one. The good general should have vast experience in "standing at attention." He has been "hard on" his opponenents, "hammered away" at the press, and committed several PR "boners." As well, " ramrodding" Art. 44 through with "stiff" penalties attached has really given Thai people the "shaft." Despite this, he has "stood tall" against "mounting" pressure to call a "general erection." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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