Mammograms

Many women are anxious about mammograms, but there is no need to

worry. By taking a few minutes each day for a week preceding the exam

and doing the following exercises, you will be totally prepared for the

test and best of all, you can do these simple exercises right in and

around your home.

EXERCISE ONE:

Open your refrigerator door and insert one breast in door. Shut

the door as hard as possible and lean on the door for good measure.

Hold that position for five seconds. Repeat again in case the

first time wasn't effective enough.

EXERCISE TWO:

Visit your garage at 3AM when the temperature of the cement

floor is just perfect. Take off all your clothes and lie comfortably on

the floor with one breast wedged under the rear tire of the car. Ask a

friend to slowly back the car up until your breast is sufficiently

flattened and chilled. Turn over and repeat with the other breast.

EXERCISE THREE:

Freeze two metal bookends overnight. Strip to the waist. Invite

a stranger into the room. Press the bookends against one of your

breasts.

Smash the bookends together as hard as you can. Set up an

appointment with the stranger to meet next year and do it again.

YOU ARE TOTALLY PREPARED!

AND, just a thought for all the women out there........

MENtal illness, MENstrual cramps, MENtal breakdown,

MENopause............

Ever notice how all of women's problems start with

men?.........And

When we have real trouble it's HISterectomy!!!!

Send this to all women to have a laugh AND, don't forget to have

a mammogram!!!!!!

A Friend Is Like A Good Bra...

Hard to Find

Supportive

Comfortable

Always Lifts You Up

Never Lets You Down or Leaves You Hanging

And Is Always Close To Your Heart!!!

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I DID

Now that's what I call funny! :D

not funny when you have to have it done thats for sure. ouch.

but the description is funny.

Now that's what I call funny! :D

I don't.That is sick