No Mama Drama: Noodle-Maker Blows Lid Off Cups Conspiracy

By Jintamas Saksornchai, Staff Reporter

 

 

BANGKOK — It may not be the location of flight MH370 or who killed JFK, but one news mystery now has an explanation.

 

Days after a hungry man raged over three empty cups of Mama instant noodles – only their seasoning packets remained – and baffled the internet with videographic evidence, a meticulous investigation by the people behind the vast conspiracy found an explanation: Ants ate them all.

 

Full story: http://www.khaosodenglish.com/culture/net/2018/05/14/no-mama-drama-noodle-maker-blows-lid-off-cups-conspiracy/

 

-- © Copyright Khaosod English 2018-05-14

 

Glad they admitted that their packaging sucks! 

“When inspected the dust with a microscope … we found it to be dead ants and other insects,” the statement continued.

 

That should be a warning in itself........

Also noticed use by date was 8th. March...........or is it 3rd. of August....

2 minutes ago, AhFarangJa said:

“When inspected the dust with a microscope … we found it to be dead ants and other insects,” the statement continued.

 

That should be a warning in itself........

Also noticed use by date was 8th. March...........or is it 3rd. of August....

Mama noodles index are used to gauge the economic situation in Thailand and other SE asia nations, the better the sales the poorer the people are, one doesn't really care about the packaging when one is hungry, but what inside, this time, the ants got there first...

The ants in his pants were not the same ones that ate his noodles!!!

 

1 hour ago, webfact said:

Ants ate them all.

Those must be worker ants.

 

 

not very savvy in public relations, are they, just could have said the filling machine broke down, but no, not our fault, its the ants, shoot yourself in the foot why not, he he

When in the old days you got a faulty food - cigs beer etc you’d get a case or good gift vouchers - guess those days long gone 

Had the complainant opened the noodles earlier he could have capitalised and ate the noodles and the ants.  The early bird catches the worm ant.

6 hours ago, ezzra said:

Mama noodles index are used to gauge the economic situation in Thailand and other SE asia nations, the better the sales the poorer the people are, one doesn't really care about the packaging when one is hungry, but what inside, this time, the ants got there first...

 

Today I learnt I am poor

I never seen an ant eating, just hauling food back to their hills.

On 14/05/2018 at 7:49 AM, Somtamnication said:

Glad they admitted that their packaging sucks! 

 

Did they? I see no mention of it in the news article to which a link is given in the OP.

On 14/05/2018 at 1:43 PM, Darcula said:

Those must be worker ants.

 

 

Certainly not choosie in what they eat. 

32 minutes ago, Artisi said:

Certainly not choosie in what they eat. 

 

Yeah, blody peasants.

On 5/14/2018 at 1:43 PM, Darcula said:

Those must be worker ants.

 

 

Or ants that live on the cheap on 5B noodles...

On 5/14/2018 at 1:43 PM, Darcula said:

Those must be worker ants.

 

 

Burmese variety  then , Thai  ants  would have  been  asleep in  the  box