What's The Best Way To End It All

[bangsaen bob]

I've been looking for ideas for sucide, but I'm confused. How do I tape a bag around my head after I've tied my hands behind my back?

[astral]

Check the various Pattaya newspapers each week for details.

Local Police may also be able to advise.

[dr_Pat_Pong]

I've been looking for ideas for sucide, but I'm confused. How do I tape a bag around my head after I've tied my hands behind my back?

Take on an assistant.

[tuky]

I've been looking for ideas for sucide, but I'm confused. How do I tape a bag around my head after I've tied my hands behind my back?

Shoot yourself in the back a couple of times first, then jump out your window. makes things a lot easier when your trying to tie your hands behind your back.

[chingy_]

but do try have sex first sucide, it really give you high.

[MadFranky]

tell yer girlfriend you have been feeling a little depressed recently, usually hurrys things a long a little.. Most people having the time of their lives usually does this before topping themselves

[maerim]

I've been looking for ideas for sucide,

You could always take out a life membership of exit.

They might be able to help you on your way, but no account attempt suicide by crucifixion it's impossible as you can't get the last nail in.

[TizMe]

• Take out a huge Life Insurance Policy. (make sure that payment will still be made in the event of suicide).
  
• Make sure that you tell your GF and her family that she is the sole beneficiary.
  
• Wait a short time and then hint that you are thinking about leaving her.
  

Problem solved.

[guido]

ask the police and perhaps they can explain the method

[Thetyim]

Just get a username and password for ThaiVisa forum and then you will never have the time to live a life.

[pop3]

Take a walk along pattaya beach road in the evening and ask the Khatoy's if they know anything ?

[Kan Win]

Just get a username and password for ThaiVisa forum and then you will never have the time to live a life.

Thetyim

LOL

That made my day. Great one

Thank you.

LOL

[penzman]

Next time you're sitting in the car at a red light behind one of those old Mercedes buses, just run out and stick a hose onto it's muffler and quicly run the other end to the inside of your car, sit and wait. Job should be done before the light turns green and all your problems solved

Please leave a note in the glove box that mentions the car keys and contents of your wallet (including pin numbers) are now mine.

[Ausiefella]

bob,

ask our resident Tourist Police Volunteer, PCN (or Howard to his friends, he's PCN to me )

He is well conected to the boys in brown, I'm sure they will help you get murdered and then write it up as a suicide, lets face it its not the first time its happened.

[Davidcharles]

How often have I read in the local rag ....."He was found by the maid. nud_e on his bed. A packet of Viagra Pills were on the side table.......

Epitaph - HE CAME AS HE WENT! or HE WENT AS HE CAME!......

Either on my gravestone will do me.

[Rinrada]

After taking a ride on the "Ha baht" bus offer the driver 5 Baht

[Snapshot]

I've been looking for ideas for sucide, but I'm confused. How do I tape a bag around my head after I've tied my hands behind my back?

You'll have to be more creative ...

FIRST you tape the bag around your head, and then

SECOND you tie your hands behind your back with your tongue

See... there is a solution for everything

[Davidcharles]

Swallow two packs of Viagra and <deleted> yourself to death!

Best way I know......

[Emuu]

I'm quite concerned that you are taking such a grave subject and treating it as if it will blow over in a puff of smoke.

Anyhow, it's patently clear that the drunken idiot falangs I observe without helmets whilst riding motorbikes have actually discovered the most efficient way to go. Messy, but effective.

I guess the police figure they are only doing a favour for the ones who can't ride.

[Padkapow Guy]

balcony diving in Pattaya.

It's been tested and it works.

[dfwbkk]

Ah, you guys, nothing taken seriously...

The thai style of slashing your wrist (across) like 500 times don't appeal to 'ya?

/// DFW

[Axel]

No real advise here. But if somebody find a good way, let us know.

Only first hand experience, please.

[Axel]

One more thing comes to my mind, in many countries, I believe also in Thailand, suicide is a crime.

However, it is the only crime not punishable by law, provided it was a success.

[Davidcharles]

"The patient had no history of successful Suicides!"

(Quote from a Pattaya Hospital note)

[Harry Palmer]

try ripping off a couple of katoeys... they will save you the trouble & kill you themseves

[cobra]

Just get drunk and try to cross the Beach Road ...

[keda]

Stroll into Walking Street from Beach Road wearing a bulky top with protruding wires.

keda

[dr_Pat_Pong]

balcony diving in Pattaya.

It's been tested and it works.

Dive with a lit candle up your bum and singing a star fell from heaven during the brief flight.

[Padkapow Guy]

balcony diving in Pattaya.

It's been tested and it works.

Dive with a lit candle up your bum and singing a star fell from heaven during the brief flight.

[astral]

I'm quite concerned that you are taking such a grave subject and treating it as if it will blow over in a puff of smoke.

Sorry if you are offended. I am sure that is not the intention

We are having a go at the attitude of the Thai Police that every death in Pattaya must be a suicide, even where the person has been physically restrained before death.

How do you kill yourself with your hands cuffed, or tied to the bed?