Jet Gorgon Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 roses are red some tv posters are crude but, so what, let's make a true Valentine poster that includes all kinds of stuff that kindly says how may I flame you? We do, do, do, we do have value. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jockstar Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 Roses are red Violets are blue Get you gums round this And have a chew Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_hippo Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be born Jewish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Black Duck Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 An Ode to Jet... Roses are Red Violets are Blue.. You got a Snake Head.. and smelly farts too.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lannarebirth Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 Her lips were red, her looks were free, Her snake locks were yellow as gold: Her skin was as white as leprosy, The Nightmare Life-in-Death was she, Who thicks man's blood with cold. with apologies to STC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 Roses are red Violets are Blue My love for you is not yet due I hope to love you forever And cheat on,never. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sceadugenga Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 My love is like a red, red rose, she also has a small flat nose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_hippo Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 A bit crude but....... I wish I was a golden ring Upon a ladies hand Every time she wipes her ar5e I'd see the promised land. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goshawk Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 Roses are red violets are... purple? love is 'erm...... yellow?!? and this thread is original....?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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