Oh, absolutely, because nothing screams "masterful strategic victory" quite like declaring the war is over, right as your primary $21 billion financial pipeline in Dubai gets severed, inflation runs at a blistering, upwards of 70%%, and Washington pivots to what it literally dubbed an "Economic D-Day". The logic is seamless: if you just declare that the entire world agrees you won, maybe nobody will notice that the US Navy is treating the Strait of Hormuz like a toll road and your central bank reserves are bleeding out on national television!😄
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