Four Friends

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Four Friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, were reunited at a party.

After several drinks, one of the men had to use the restroom.

Those who remained started talking about their kids.

The first guy said, "My son is my pride and joy. He started

working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel.

He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon

began to climb the corporate ladder and now he's the

president of the company. He became so rich that he gave

his best friend a top-of-the-line Mercedes for his birthday."

The second guy said, "Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my

pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, and then

went to flight school to become a pilot. Eventually he became

a partner in the company. Now he owns the majority of its

assets. He's so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new

jet for his birthday."

The third man said: "Well, that's terrific! My son studied at the

best universities and became an engineer. Then he started his

own construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He

also gave away something very nice and expensive to his

best friend for his birthday: a 30,000 square foot mansion."

The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth

returned from the restroom and asked: "What are all the

congratulations for?"

One of the three said: "We were talking about the pride we

feel for the successes of our sons. What about your son?"

The fourth man replied:

"My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub."

The three friends said: "What a shame...what a disappointment."

The fourth man replied: "No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son

and I love him. He hasn't done too bad either. His birthday

was two weeks ago, and he received a beautiful 30,000

square foot mansion, a brand new jet, and a top- of-the-line

Mercedes from his three boyfriends."