Mafia

Mafia boss finds out that his deaf bookkeeper has screwed him out of ten million dollars. The Mafia boss wanted a deaf bookkeeper because a deaf bookkeeper wouldn’t be able to hear anything in the presence of his boss, and wouldn’t ever be able have to testify against his boss in court.

When the Godfather goes to shakedown the bookkeeper about his missing $10 million, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language.

The Godfather asks the bookkeeper, “Where is the 10 million bucks you embezzled from me?”

The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the 10 million dollars is hidden.

The bookkeeper signs back, “I don’t know what you are talking about.”

The attorney tells the Godfather, “He says he doesn’t know what you’re talking about.”

That’s when the Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper’s temple, cocks it, and says. “Ask him again!”

The attorney signs to the accountant, “He’ll kill you for sure if you don’t tell him!”

The bookkeeper signs back, “OK! You win! The money’s in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo’s backyard in Queens!”

The Godfather asks the attorney, “Well, what’d he say?”

The attorney replies, “He says you don’t have the balls to pull the trigger.”