A Joke Guaranteed To Brighten Your Friday Night....

[libya 115]

A man picks a woman up in a bar and takes her home.

When he takes off his shoes and socks, it is apparent that his toes have had something dreadful happen to them.

"Eeek!" she says.

"Oh, I used to have toe-lio," he says.

"You mean polio?"

"No, toe-lio."

So they continue. When he takes off his pants, his knees look like they have been beaten with sledge-hammers.

"Eeek!" she says.

"Oh, I used to have the knee-sles," he says.

"You mean measles?"

"No, knee-sles."

Still undaunted, they continue.

When he takes off his underpants, she laughs and says, "Don't tell me! Small-cocks!"

[Thaddeus]

Yay..... I've really missed you Libby

[helicoptor]

better than those depressing stories you post lib (I see them all on Patters news channel anyway)

[Pink Mist]

you recycled that one libby and its worse than when it was first told