Andrew Dwyer Posted April 20, 2019 Share Posted April 20, 2019 Dwayne is in so much demand these days he has to sub contract to his brothers !! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Dwyer Posted April 20, 2019 Share Posted April 20, 2019 Nick C unfortunately has no brothers !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Dwyer Posted April 20, 2019 Share Posted April 20, 2019 EJ finds inspiration for his latest hit “ sad songs “ ! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Dwyer Posted April 20, 2019 Share Posted April 20, 2019 Could it really be him !! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Dwyer Posted April 20, 2019 Share Posted April 20, 2019 An oldie but still a goodie !! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Dwyer Posted April 20, 2019 Share Posted April 20, 2019 For those of us with problems with the fairer sex !! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Dwyer Posted April 20, 2019 Share Posted April 20, 2019 One from the master.Gary Larson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Dwyer Posted April 20, 2019 Share Posted April 20, 2019 Gotta be true cos I read it on Facebook !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Dwyer Posted April 20, 2019 Share Posted April 20, 2019 Always wondered about that saying [emoji848] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Dwyer Posted April 20, 2019 Share Posted April 20, 2019 But no cigar !! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Dwyer Posted April 20, 2019 Share Posted April 20, 2019 A couple from our school days !! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Dwyer Posted April 20, 2019 Share Posted April 20, 2019 A couple for the animal lovers !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Dwyer Posted April 20, 2019 Share Posted April 20, 2019 And finally !!“ is it still good when you’re dead ? “ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Dwyer Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 Some ways to beat the heat !!Better check with the 7-11 before attempting the last one !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Dwyer Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 A couple for Easter [emoji214] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Dwyer Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 We all do this.. don’t we ??Or is it just me [emoji848] 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Dwyer Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 One for the TVF Sleuths !! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post scottiejohn Posted April 21, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted April 21, 2019 A Scotsman and his wife walked past a swanky new restaurant. "Did you smell that food? she asked. "It's smells absolutely incredible!” Being a 'kind-hearted Scotsman' (don't laugh there is such a thing-so I am reliably informed!) he thought, "What the hell, I'll treat her!” So, they walked past it again! 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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scottiejohn Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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scottiejohn Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 My mate got a vacuum cleaner stuck up his rear-end yesterday. I called the hospital to see how he was today. The doctor said he was picking up nicely. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Andrew Dwyer Posted April 22, 2019 Share Posted April 22, 2019 We all think it’s hot here but in the uk it’s forecast to hit an unearthly high of 23 C today !!! ???? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottiejohn Posted April 22, 2019 Share Posted April 22, 2019 (edited) 5 hours ago, Andrew Dwyer said: We all think it’s hot here but in the uk it’s forecast to hit an unearthly high of 23 C today !!! ???? A very flattering photo of Dianne and I am also impressed with her erudite and incisive climate (change) knowledge. How she has changed so much for the better recently!???? PS; I also assume that she is on a Transport for London bus and that is an alcoholic drink she is consuming, now that she has been recently advised to do so! Edited April 22, 2019 by scottiejohn PS added 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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scottiejohn Posted April 22, 2019 Share Posted April 22, 2019 Learn Chinese in 5 minutesENGLISH CHINESE That's not right Sum Ting Wong Are you harboring a fugitive? Hu Yu Hai Ding See me ASAP Kum Hia Nao Stupid Man Dum Fuk Small Horse Tai Ni Po Ni Did you go to the beach? Wai Yu So Tan I bumped into a coffee tabl Ai Bang Mai <deleted> Kin Ni I think you need a face lift Chin Tu Fat It is very dark in here Wai So Dim I thought you were on a diet Wai Yu Mun Ching This is a tow away zone No Pah King Our meeting is scheduled for next week Wai Yu Kum Nao Staying out of sight Lei Ying Lo He's cleaning his automobile Wa Shing Ka Your body odor is offensive Yu Stin Ki Pu Great Fa Kin Su Pa 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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