Worst Joke Ever 2025

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I wanted to name my son Lance, but my wife said it was too uncommon.

I told her that in medieval days, people were named Lance a lot.

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On 12/6/2018 at 10:03 PM, chickenslegs said:

Only Scottie, Rab C, and Mary Doll got that one.

A football tap?

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7 hours ago, WorriedNoodle said:

That’s my AliExpress delivery man right there !!

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54 minutes ago, Nout said:

A football tap?

Are you turning on some shirty football humour after all this time or is it still in the pipeline and you want to tap into it to provide some future football colour(s)?

 

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On 8/3/2020 at 1:11 PM, Seth1a2a said:

 

 

 

Sorry, but those photos are of drug addicts, not alcoholics. (I read the original article).

Stil, it was a good 'worst joke ever'.

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1 hour ago, Nout said:

A football tap?

A football top (we used to call it a football jersey)

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Confucius say: Man who suck woman's t&t make clean breast of things.

 

Confucius say: Man who want to catch a bra, should set a boobie trap.

 

Confucius say: Woman who wears padded bra, makes mountains out of molehills.

 

Confucius say: Man who pulls on woman's bra-strap, may get bust in mouth.

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What do you call a guy who puts his right hand into the mouth of a giant white shark?
Lefty.

- What do you call a girl who has three boyfriends named William?
A Bill collector.

- What do you call a girl who is very sickly and pale?
Ashley.

- What do you call a girl who complains a lot?
Mona.

- What do you call a plumber with a toilet on his head?
Lou.

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An Irish priest and a Rabbi get into a car accident. They both get out of their cars and stumble over to the side of the road. The Rabbi looks at the smashed cars and says, "Oy vey! What a wreck, what a wreck!"

The priest asks him, "Are you all right, Rabbi?"

The Rabbi responds, "Just a little shaken."

The priest pulls a flask of whiskey from his coat and says, "Here, drink some of this. It will calm your nerves." The Rabbi takes a swig and shakes his head ruefully, still looking at the cars. They are severely damaged. "Oh, but this will be sooo expensive!" he says.

"Yeah, well, it's just money, rabbi. Have another swig; in fact you can drink the whole bottle if you like."

The rabbi nods and drinks most of the bottle, never taking his eyes off the broken cars. Then he turns to the priest and says, "What are we going to tell the police?"

"Well," the priest says,

 

 

"I don't know what you're going to be telling them. But I'll be telling them I wasn't the one drinking."

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