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A man wakes up one morning and finds a gorilla on his roof.

 

So he looks up in the yellow pages and sure enough, TV there's an advert for "Gorilla Catchers" He calls the number, and the gorilla catcher, Santa Singh, says he will be over in 30 minutes.
 
Santa arrives within 30 minutes and gets out of his van.
 
He's got a LADDER, a BASEBALL BAT, a SHOTGUN and a HUGE DOG.
 
"What are you going to do", the house owner asks.
 
Santa said, "I'm going to put this LADDER up against the roof, and then I'm going to go up there and knock the gorilla off the roof with this BASEBALL BAT. When the gorilla falls off, the DOG is trained to grab the gorilla's testicles and squeeze them mercilessly. The gorilla will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van."
 
Santa then hands a shotgun to the house owner.
 
"What's the shotgun for?" asks the house owner.
 
Santa replies, "If the gorilla knocks ME off the roof, SHOOT THE DOG IMMEDIATELY."!!!

 

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