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A vicar ran out of petrol but had no spare fuel tank.
By the side of the road he saw an old kid's potty that someone had thrown away. He walked to the nearest petrol station, filled it and walked back.
As he was pouring it into his car's fuel tank, an old lady saw him and said 'Oh vicar, I wish I had your faith!

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I told my friend I was having a fancy dress party last night and he turned up dressed like a fish, smelling of smoke.
He was done up like a kipper.

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I watched a beauty contest in Swansea while I was on holiday. The girl who won had 36 double D's.

Even by Welsh standards, that's a long surname.

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