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After an explosion at work, my friend put in a claim for industrial deafness.

It's been six weeks now, and he still hasn’t heard anything.

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My budgie escaped from its cage and somehow mated with my dog.

I've got a couple of puppies going cheep if anyone's interested.

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2 hours ago, ballpoint said:

There’s a siege at the zoo.

They’ve taken 3 ostriches.

 

Update:-

The Irish SAS have arrived, killed the gorillas and released the ostriches.

 

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