overherebc Posted September 25, 2022 Share Posted September 25, 2022 17 hours ago, chickenslegs said: I hate it when I have to ask for a joke to be explained.???? Uk budget. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickenslegs Posted September 25, 2022 Share Posted September 25, 2022 5 minutes ago, overherebc said: Uk budget. I understand now, but his parents are from Ghana. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overherebc Posted September 25, 2022 Share Posted September 25, 2022 52 minutes ago, chickenslegs said: I understand now, but his parents are from Ghana. Ok I'll admit that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DezLez Posted September 25, 2022 Share Posted September 25, 2022 4 hours ago, carlyai said: Boy, girl or non-binary? I go for non-binary. ???? Who cares what letter of the LBGTQ!?# alphabet it falls under, I'll just stick with "big fat slob" as nobody with half a brain cell is going to touch that with any part of their body! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post DezLez Posted September 25, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted September 25, 2022 4 hours ago, ravip said: What a load of rowlocks and hot air, they are just making waves, as they couldn't get a sail. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Crossy Posted September 25, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted September 25, 2022 A couple in their 60s were sitting at the breakfast table when the wife announced that she had just watched her first porn video. “That’s ... interesting. I hope you enjoyed it.” her husband replied. “Yes,” she continued, “I was so young then!” 1 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ravip Posted September 25, 2022 Share Posted September 25, 2022 Einstein's Riddle Zebra Puzzle The legend says that this problem was created by Albert Einstein in the last century. Einstein said that only 2% of the world could solve it. There are five houses of different colors next to each other. In each house lives a man. Each man has a unique nationality, an exclusive favorite drink, a distinct favorite brand of cigarettes and keeps specific pets. Use all the clues below to fill the grid and answer the question: "Who owns the fish?" Give it a try, not too hard >>> https://www.brainzilla.com/logic/zebra/einsteins-riddle/ 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DezLez Posted September 25, 2022 Share Posted September 25, 2022 1 hour ago, ravip said: : "Who owns the fish?" The guy with the hook and net? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post DezLez Posted September 25, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted September 25, 2022 At school, Little Johnny’s classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it’s very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth.” Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. Johnny’s mother greets him at home, and he tells her, “I know the whole truth.” His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, “Just don’t tell your father.” Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, “I know the whole truth.” The father promptly hands him $40 and says, “Please don’t say a word to your mother.” Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, “I know the whole truth.” The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, “Then come give your Daddy a great big hug!” 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post DezLez Posted September 25, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted September 25, 2022 A young adult named Bob enters a confessional Bob: “Forgive me father, for I have sined.” Priest: “It’s pronounced ‘sinned’, but that’s unimportant, what have you done?” Bob: “I divided the opposite side by the Hypotenuse on a right triangle” 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post chickenslegs Posted September 25, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted September 25, 2022 4 hours ago, ravip said: Einstein's Riddle Zebra Puzzle The legend says that this problem was created by Albert Einstein in the last century. Einstein said that only 2% of the world could solve it. There are five houses of different colors next to each other. In each house lives a man. Each man has a unique nationality, an exclusive favorite drink, a distinct favorite brand of cigarettes and keeps specific pets. Use all the clues below to fill the grid and answer the question: "Who owns the fish?" Give it a try, not too hard >>> https://www.brainzilla.com/logic/zebra/einsteins-riddle/ 15 minutes. A lot easier than solving @roo860's or @overherebc's puzzlers.???? 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ravip Posted September 25, 2022 Share Posted September 25, 2022 3 hours ago, DezLez said: When posting on a joke thread, no need to prove it's authenticity - just enjoy the humour if possible or ignore it. ???? ???? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post chickenslegs Posted September 25, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted September 25, 2022 On 24 April 2008 it was reported in the Daily Telegraph that a new logo for OGC had been introduced at the cost of £14,000. The logo caused embarrassment to the organisation due to its unintended sexual suggestiveness (appearing to show a gentleman fiddling with himself) when rotated 90° clockwise. A spokesman for OGC said,"It is not inappropriate to an organisation that's looking to have a firm grip on Government spend." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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carlyai Posted September 25, 2022 Share Posted September 25, 2022 7 hours ago, Martin71 said: There's a match for Elvis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post overherebc Posted September 26, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted September 26, 2022 (edited) Motorcycle hit the back of a car outside the house last night. One guy pushing through the onlookers shouting let me through, let me through. Someone said oh good, are you a doctor? No he said, that's my pizza. Edited September 26, 2022 by overherebc 2 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post ballpoint Posted September 26, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted September 26, 2022 My doctor asked if anyone in my family suffered from mental illness. I said, "No, we all seem to enjoy it." 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ballpoint Posted September 26, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted September 26, 2022 I thought the dryer was making my clothes shrink. Turns out it was the refrigerator. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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