Popular Post DezLez Posted November 22, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted November 22, 2022 26 minutes ago, Martin71 said: I had to come back and look at this a second time to see the connection! 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DezLez Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 1 hour ago, overherebc said: Got my pool ready for the final. Don't care who is playing. I'll drink to that if you invite me! PS; I promise to come alone! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomazbodner Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 26 minutes ago, roo860 said: Not the only thing that's missing in Qatar besides beer! Not so bad, la. This is Iranian footy fan: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post overherebc Posted November 22, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted November 22, 2022 You can always watch the porn channel if the game is boring. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post GarryP Posted November 22, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted November 22, 2022 18 minutes ago, overherebc said: You can always watch the porn channel if the game is boring. The one on the bottom looks like she's getting the hump. 1 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpoint Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 59 minutes ago, DezLez said: I was going to sing a hymen hymn in praise of that comment, but the idea got busted by some big godforsaken pr!ck! As long as you've still got the box you it came in. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpoint Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 56 minutes ago, DezLez said: I had to come back and look at this a second time to see the connection! The whole thing's hard to swallow. If his mother looked like that then how did she get pregnant? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DezLez Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 (edited) 2 minutes ago, ballpoint said: The whole thing's hard to swallow. If his mother looked like that then how did she get pregnant? She obviously got her come-uppance and as such I'm gagging at the thought! Edited November 22, 2022 by DezLez 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DezLez Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 12 minutes ago, ballpoint said: As long as you've still got the box you it came in. I think we are getting clittered up by too many come-ly puns and put ins! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post DezLez Posted November 22, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted November 22, 2022 24 minutes ago, GarryP said: The one on the bottom looks like she's getting the hump. It gives a new perspective to the phrase "the camel you rode in on"! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpoint Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 1 hour ago, DezLez said: It gives a new perspective to the phrase "the camel you rode in on"! The camel you rode on in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpoint Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 1 hour ago, DezLez said: I think we are getting clittered up by too many come-ly puns and put ins! I'm trying to think of a good come back. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overherebc Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 2 hours ago, GarryP said: The one on the bottom looks like she's getting the hump. The sexual life of the camel is stranger than anyone thinks At the height of the mating season it climbs on the back of the sphinx. But the sphinx's hexagonal rear end is buried deep in the sands of the Nile and this explains the hump on the camels back and the sphinx's inscrutable smile. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DezLez Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 (edited) 2 hours ago, ballpoint said: As long as you've still got the box you it came in. Being the modest person that I am I tend to just use a single tissue rather than a hole box! But I am sure you can all come back with more hand or heart-warming anecdotes! Edited November 22, 2022 by DezLez 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DezLez Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 33 minutes ago, ballpoint said: I'm trying to think of a good come back. Come off it, I am sure you can shake a few more come backs at us if you put your heart and hands to it! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DezLez Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 36 minutes ago, ballpoint said: I'm trying to think of a good come back. I would take myself in hand if I was you and not think too much about the consequences of what happens when you come back on stream on the forum! You may have to wipe the slate clean if your (e)missions have been over productive! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickenslegs Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 Remember that 8 year old kid who became a Grand Master at chess? Well, I beat him in 5 moves. I knew those karate lessons would come in useful. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickenslegs Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 Last night I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post chickenslegs Posted November 22, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted November 22, 2022 This morning, Siri said, "Don't call me Shirley." I'd accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode! 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billd766 Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 1 hour ago, overherebc said: The sexual life of the camel is stranger than anyone thinks At the height of the mating season it climbs on the back of the sphinx. But the sphinx's hexagonal rear end is buried deep in the sands of the Nile and this explains the hump on the camels back and the sphinx's inscrutable smile. I remember that song (with slightly different words and more verses) from many decades ago along with cold tins of beer, sand everywhere including in the food and your teeth, and the ceiling fans going flat out. 0and many others like it from Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickenslegs Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 My wife got back from shopping today and told me that someone had complimented her on her parking. She showed me the note they left on her windscreen - It said "Parking Fine". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozimoron Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 1 hour ago, DezLez said: I would take myself in hand if I was you and not think too much about the consequences of what happens when you come back on stream on the forum! You may have to wipe the slate clean if your (e)missions have been over productive! My dad used to tell me to leave it alone, it'll fall off when it's ripe... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post chickenslegs Posted November 22, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted November 22, 2022 Someone threw a bottle of Omega-3 pills at me. Luckily, my injuries were only super fish oil. I once had a hen who could count her own eggs. She was a mathemachicken. People often say, "You are what you eat!" So I started eating mushrooms every day. I want to become a fun guy. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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