Worst Joke Ever 2024

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Lev Goldblatt was a Mohel with 40 years experience performing circumcisions.

Over the many years Lev saved and collected the tips he cut in a huge glass jar as a remembrance of each circumcision he performed.

Now facing retirement, he decided to have a leather goods maker create a keepsake for him made from the collection of tips.

So; he went to Murray the leather goods maker and told him his wish. Murray said, “Leave me the jar, give me two weeks and come back. I promise you’ll be pleased.

Two weeks later Lev returned, all excited to see what Murray had created for him.

Murray opens a drawer and hands the Lev a pink wallet.

Lev is aghast. “Vat is dis? I gave you 7000 tips and all I get back after two veeks is a little vallet???!!!

Murray smiles and replies, “Rub it. It turns into a suitcase.”

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1 hour ago, roo860 said:

This might encourage more people to become armed robbers. 

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Edited September 8, 2023 by ravip

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1 hour ago, ballpoint said:

Here's the President of the United States visiting his!!!

 

 

 

Edited September 8, 2023 by Yellowtail

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1 hour ago, Zyxel said:

Lev Goldblatt was a Mohel with 40 years experience performing circumcisions.

Over the many years Lev saved and collected the tips he cut in a huge glass jar as a remembrance of each circumcision he performed.

Now facing retirement, he decided to have a leather goods maker create a keepsake for him made from the collection of tips.

So; he went to Murray the leather goods maker and told him his wish. Murray said, “Leave me the jar, give me two weeks and come back. I promise you’ll be pleased.

Two weeks later Lev returned, all excited to see what Murray had created for him.

Murray opens a drawer and hands the Lev a pink wallet.

Lev is aghast. “Vat is dis? I gave you 7000 tips and all I get back after two veeks is a little vallet???!!!

Murray smiles and replies, “Rub it. It turns into a suitcase.”

I used to travel with the circus. My job was circumcising the elephants. It didn't pay much, but the tips were big...