Worst Joke Ever 2024

[Beachcomber]

A native puts his ear to the ground and says Bison come.
a cowboy says thats amazing how do you know that.
native replies  ear sticky

 

Think about it!

 

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I hired a handyman and gave him a to-do list. When I got home only items 1, 3, and 5 got done.

 

Turns out he only does odd jobs.

 

[Beachcomber]

What happened when a Jelly Donut crossed the road?

It caused a traffic jam

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My mom just found out I replaced her bed with a trampoline

 

She hit the roof

 

[Beachcomber]

90.427% of bald people still own a comb.

They just can’t part with it.

[Beachcomber]

I had a friend who could only do things spontaneously

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We called him Oliver Sudden

 

[Beachcomber]

Why did the not Duck cross the road

 

To prove that he was not a Chicken!

 

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12 hours ago, ballpoint said:

Breaking News!

The UK is sending a battalion of highland pipers to train Ukrainian troops.

It's the latest in drone warfare.

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[Zyxel]

Hey guys, I've got a problem that I need some help with.

I've suspected my wife has been cheating on me for some time. She leaves the room when she gets a call. She “goes out with the girls” more than usual. I've tried to stay awake until she comes in but I usually fall asleep.

Anyway, last night about midnight, I hid behind my boat in the shed. She came home riding in someone else's car, buttoning her blouse as she got out. Then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on.

It was that moment, crouched behind the boat, I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard motor mount. Is this something I can weld or do I have to replace the entire bracket?

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