tomazbodner Posted April 8 Share Posted April 8 Bad day for VIG 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VBF Posted April 8 Share Posted April 8 6 hours ago, oxo1947 said: That took me about 30 seconds! 🤔 What a silly @rse I am 😆 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oxo1947 Posted April 8 Share Posted April 8 Hot Dog................. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottiejohn Posted April 8 Share Posted April 8 29 minutes ago, oxo1947 said: Hot Dog................. it is just having a chilli out session! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottiejohn Posted April 8 Share Posted April 8 Did you hear about the cannibal who would only use a group of businessmen to make a batch of chili? He insisted on using only seasoned professionals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post scottiejohn Posted April 8 Popular Post Share Posted April 8 The father of a bright young son went to a wise friend for advice as to what profession the youth should be fitted for. The sage was brusque. "Let the boy choose for himself," he said. "But," protested the father, "he's too young." "Well," responded the wise man, "put him in a room alone with a book on theology, an apple, a knife, and some small change, and see what he makes of it. If he chooses the book, make a minister of him, if he takes the knife, make him a surgeon; if the apple, he will make a farmer, and if he chooses the money a banker." Much relieved, the father went away, but returned in a few days complaining the plan hadn't worked at all. "Why not?" demanded the wise man. "What did he do?" "When I went in," said the father, "he was sitting on the book, with the knife in one hand and the money in his pocket, and eating the apple." "Ah!" said the sage, "that's easy. The boy is a natural born lawyer." 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottiejohn Posted April 8 Share Posted April 8 How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb? The jury's out on that one. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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roo860 Posted April 8 Share Posted April 8 In 19th century Persia, mustaches on women were a symbol of beauty. Princess Fatemeh Khanum “Esmat al-Dowleh” was the daughter of King Nasir al-Din Shah Qajar, and one of his wives Taj al-Dowleh. Her father ruled Persia, modern-day Iran, from 1848 to 1896. You can see why, what a beaut! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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GarryP Posted April 9 Share Posted April 9 1 hour ago, Zyxel said: I like to keep abreast of the position of the sun. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Zyxel Posted April 9 Share Posted April 9 10 hours ago, roo860 said: Also called pi$$ flaps. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ballpoint Posted April 9 Share Posted April 9 I just got my exam results back. I passed paintballing with flying colours. For honey making, I got a B. And in oceanography I got a C. I'm proudest of my result in finding erotic spots though, where I got a G. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ballpoint Posted April 9 Popular Post Share Posted April 9 I asked the stewardess "What height are we flying at?". She replied: "36,000 ft or maybe 33,000 ft, what does it matter, you idiot?" She definitely had an altitude problem. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ballpoint Posted April 9 Popular Post Share Posted April 9 When I was a boy the other kids would grab me, cover me in chocolate and cream and put a cherry on my head . Life was tough growing up in the gateau. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ballpoint Posted April 9 Popular Post Share Posted April 9 A woman in labour suddenly shouts, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!” “Don’t worry", said the doctor, "those are just contractions.” 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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