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June 5, 2009 in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!

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Whoever threw this in my pond last night needs to give their head a wobble I haven't slept a wink, my koi carp have been up chatting absolute <deleted> all night telling stories about Fights thay never had, and all the businesses they are gonna start up, sending dick pics on plenty of fish. Com and adding random birds on the book only to like the ones in relationships photos...me and the neighbours Are Raging

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I was on my boat fishing the other day when I noticed a man swimming about in the water.

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If journalists work for journals, where do analysts work?

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Unwittingly, Palmer stepped out of the jungle and into headhunter folklore forever.

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