Andrew Dwyer Posted September 10, 2019 Share Posted September 10, 2019 Hopefully I can have the last word on cheese puns !!Here’s one from our over the pond cousins , leaving themselves wide open for this joke from a Green Bay Packers game.Bloomin’ cheeseheads!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Andrew Dwyer Posted September 10, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted September 10, 2019 I blame the engineers for making the building too small !! 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Andrew Dwyer Posted September 10, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted September 10, 2019 and I’m feeling better already !! 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Andrew Dwyer Posted September 10, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted September 10, 2019 Enough with the Yankee humour also !!Here’s one that all Brits can identify with ! 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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scottiejohn Posted September 10, 2019 Share Posted September 10, 2019 32 minutes ago, Andrew Dwyer said: Here’s one that all Brits can identify with ! Since when did DA watch countdown, she counts Corbyn as an intellect! (Pun? intended) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottiejohn Posted September 10, 2019 Share Posted September 10, 2019 42 minutes ago, Andrew Dwyer said: Hopefully I can have the last word on cheese puns !! Do you honestly believe that? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottiejohn Posted September 10, 2019 Share Posted September 10, 2019 If you think this lot is grating on you I am sure I can toast you all with some more if you keep grilling me and don't give me a roasting! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesofa Posted September 10, 2019 Share Posted September 10, 2019 1 minute ago, scottiejohn said: Do you honestly believe that? That looks rather untidy - like a bombs hit it and that's debrie 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesofa Posted September 10, 2019 Share Posted September 10, 2019 1 minute ago, scottiejohn said: If you think this lot is grating on you I am sure I can toast you all with some more if you keep grilling me and don't give me a roasting! Isn't that a stone-built fortification on the coast? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post scottiejohn Posted September 10, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted September 10, 2019 1 minute ago, bluesofa said: That looks rather untidy - like a bombs hit it and that's debrie You are just trying to cream some of the fun off the top and milk this for what you can. Why don't you churn up some new subjects without cheesing us off! ???? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesofa Posted September 10, 2019 Share Posted September 10, 2019 4 minutes ago, scottiejohn said: You are just trying to cream some of the fun off the top and milk this for what you can. Why don't you churn up some new subjects without cheesing us off! ???? Tough cheese! That's just sour grapes. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottiejohn Posted September 10, 2019 Share Posted September 10, 2019 (edited) 16 minutes ago, bluesofa said: Isn't that a stone-built fortification on the coast? Yes, but it was crackered, got mouldy and crumbled into the sea as it was cheesed off and spread itself on the crispy sea bed. Edited September 10, 2019 by scottiejohn 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottiejohn Posted September 10, 2019 Share Posted September 10, 2019 Just now, bluesofa said: Tough cheese! That's just sour grapes. Lets have a cheese and wine party, I'll drink to that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesofa Posted September 10, 2019 Share Posted September 10, 2019 Just now, scottiejohn said: Yes, but was crackered, got mouldy and crumbled into the sea as it was cheesed off and spread itself on the crispy sea bed. Was that a crispy sea bed of lettuce? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post bluesofa Posted September 10, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted September 10, 2019 1 minute ago, scottiejohn said: Lets have a cheese and wine party, I'll drink to that. The way this is going, it's more like a cheese and whine party. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottiejohn Posted September 10, 2019 Share Posted September 10, 2019 1 minute ago, bluesofa said: Was that a crispy sea bed of lettuce? That was what I was typing (honest?) when my connection got toasted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottiejohn Posted September 10, 2019 Share Posted September 10, 2019 (edited) 8 minutes ago, bluesofa said: The way this is going, it's more like a cheese and whine party. Which just proves you are even more crackers than I am and I agree with you, you big Siren. Edited September 10, 2019 by scottiejohn punctuation! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottiejohn Posted September 10, 2019 Share Posted September 10, 2019 5 minutes ago, bluesofa said: The way this is going, it's more like a cheese and whine party. Yes but it looks like all the rest of them who stirred this up have got cheesed off and retired hurt. Bloody mice, just hiding in the skirting boards and leaving it up to the two of us to fall into the entertainment trap. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesofa Posted September 10, 2019 Share Posted September 10, 2019 15 minutes ago, scottiejohn said: Yes but it looks like all the rest of them who stirred this up have got cheesed off and retired hurt. Bloody mice, just hiding in the skirting boards and leaving it up to the two of us to fall into the entertainment trap. You must be thinking of Agatha Chrsitie. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottiejohn Posted September 10, 2019 Share Posted September 10, 2019 12 minutes ago, bluesofa said: You must be thinking of Agatha Chrsitie. Yes, but the ten little N*****s title I was thinking of, not the long running play. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Crossy Posted September 10, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted September 10, 2019 9 hours ago, owl sees all said: That lad who sang the 'hokey cokey' died the other day. It took ages to get him into the coffin; 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Andrew Dwyer Posted September 10, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted September 10, 2019 Yes but it looks like all the rest of them who stirred this up have got cheesed off and retired hurt. Bloody mice, just hiding in the skirting boards and leaving it up to the two of us to fall into the entertainment trap.I’m just leaving you two to it , hopefully you don’t end up like these two !! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesofa Posted September 10, 2019 Share Posted September 10, 2019 2 minutes ago, Andrew Dwyer said: I’m just leaving you two to it , hopefully you don’t end up like these two !! I was actually thinking: Wearing those cut-off jeans - does my bum look big in this? As long as she's not a terrorist - does my bomb look big in this? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billd766 Posted September 10, 2019 Share Posted September 10, 2019 5 hours ago, scottiejohn said: It would be churlish of me to disobey your command! (don't blame me for what follows as you asked for it) That must be Dorset Blue Vinny cheese then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottiejohn Posted September 10, 2019 Share Posted September 10, 2019 47 minutes ago, bluesofa said: I was actually thinking: Wearing those cut-off jeans - does my bum look big in this? As long as she's not a terrorist - does my bomb look big in this? This is a bit of a Brit "cheesy" orientated response and I apologise; Would that have anything to do with the/a "Cheddar Gorge"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottiejohn Posted September 10, 2019 Share Posted September 10, 2019 1 hour ago, Crossy said: Another repeat, but I'm digin't Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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