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Worst Joke Ever 2024


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16 hours ago, ballpoint said:

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The American Chemical Society (ACS) estimates that there are somewhere between 30 milliliters and 80 ml (1 to 3 ounces) of pee per person in a pool. And one study from 1997 estimated an amount in the middle: an average of 70 ml (2.4 ounces) of pee per person.

 

If that is a pool of Thai "beer" it can only improve the flavour.

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I went up to a homeless man as I came out of a pub last night and said, "What would you say if I asked you to come back to my house for a few drinks and a 3 course meal in front of the fireplace?"
"I'd say yes," he replied.
"Exactly," I said, shaking my head and walking away, "What is wrong with women these days?"

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