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1 hour ago, WorriedNoodle said:

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And she is used to playing male roles in more ways than one!

 

PS;  FromWIKI;  She is both the first female and first openly homosexual officer to lead the Metropolitan Police Service (MPS), or the Met, in London.

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I was sat at the bottom of the garden a week ago, smoking a reflective cheroot, thinking about this and that - mostly that, and I just happened to glance at the night sky and I marvelled at the millions of stars glistening like pieces of quicksilver thrown carelessly onto black velvet. In awe I watched the waxen moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an amber chariot towards the void of infinite space wherein the tethered bolts of Jupiter and Mars hang forever in their orbital majesty; and as I looked at all this, I thought, 'I must put a roof on this lavatory'.

 

Les Dawson

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