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My wife keeps going on about a new butcher who specialises in meats marinated in alcoholic beverages.

She loved his beef in ale and now can't wait to try his tongue in cider.

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I've just seen a witch and a lion trying to carry a huge wardrobe into the house next door.

When I asked what was happening, they said "Narnia business"
 

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Minister: so George how did you get on at the high church service at the weekend?
George: it was okay, hymns were boring and there were no surprises in the sermon.
Minister: I suspect a but is coming next.
George: but, they were wafting this golden thing on a chain about.
Minister: oh yes, and . . .
George: well it hit me on the head
Minister: I’m sorry to hear that George, did this make you angry?
George: angry? I was incensed!

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