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Popular Post VBF Posted July 20, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted July 20, 2022 6 hours ago, ballpoint said: An Elderly newly married couple are getting ready for their first time in bed together. She says " I must warn you, I have acute angina". He replies " I hope so, because your t*ts are rubbish". I actually pulled that one a couple of years ago. I'd had a cardiac "event" and the specialist nurse was explaining the findings of the tests to me. Having told me that what I had was angina I asked "Is it acute angina?" "No", she replied. "So just quite good-looking, then?" said I. It took her a few seconds before she got it, telling me that my daft sense of humour would probably be of great help in my recovery. I guess she was right ???? 6 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Thailand Posted July 21, 2022 Share Posted July 21, 2022 "I carry two cooked sausages in a poo bag when I take the dog out. When the dog takes a <deleted> I pretend to pick it up but never do. Never have. Anyone says anything and I point to the bag pretending it's poo. After walkies me and the dog have a sausage each. We often get funny looks" 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DezLez Posted July 21, 2022 Share Posted July 21, 2022 2 hours ago, Thailand said: "I carry two cooked sausages in a poo bag when I take the dog out. When the dog takes a <deleted> I pretend to pick it up but never do. Then with slight of hand I take out and eat one of the sausages! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post ballpoint Posted July 21, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted July 21, 2022 I just sold a lawnmower on Facebook marketplace. That's the last time my neighbour will wake me up early on a Saturday morning. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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doctormann Posted July 21, 2022 Share Posted July 21, 2022 2 minutes ago, Crossy said: Or a photocopier - most unreliable machine known to mankind! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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