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A man went into a butchers shop and asked: "Where is the assistant who usually works here?"

The butcher replied: "I had to sack him, he was sticking his penis into the bacon slicer",

The man said: "What did you do with the bacon slicer".

The butcher replied: "We sacked her too".

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The wife's been putting on a bit of weight, so I helpfully got her this twin engine model for going to her coven meetings.

Luckily this ICU has got wifi.

 

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