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scottiejohn Posted June 18, 2023 Share Posted June 18, 2023 3 hours ago, ballpoint said: On a bad day it is s%%t! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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scottiejohn Posted June 18, 2023 Share Posted June 18, 2023 I was going to go greyhound racing this weekend but decided against it... They're too fast. I'd never win. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post scottiejohn Posted June 18, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted June 18, 2023 Three guys are sitting around the campfire exchanging their worst experiences. The first guy says the worst thing that ever happened to him was, he was up on scaffold 7 stories high washing windows when the scaffold collapsed and he fell, breaking every bone in his body and he was hospitalized for six months. The second guy says the worst thing that ever happened to him was, he was hitch-hiking and a tour bus ran over him, breaking his back and he wound up in the hospital for nearly a year. The 3rd guy was not saying anything, so one of the others asked him about his worst experience. He said in a bit of a high squeaky voice, "Well, I'll tell you about the second worst thing that ever happened to me, I was out hunting one time and I had to take a sh!t, so I stepped behind a tree, dropped my trousers, and crouched down into *the* position." "Yeah? What happened next?" asks his friend. "I got a little too close to the ground and -- WHAM -- a bear trap snapped shut on my wedding tackle." The other guy says, "God! If that was the second worst, what in the world was the worst thing that ever happened to you?" He calmly replied, "Oh, that would be when I ran away screaming and reached the end of the chain." 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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scottiejohn Posted June 18, 2023 Share Posted June 18, 2023 Man tries to open a bank account. Teller asks him, “Your name?” So he spells it “J-j-jj-hhh-on S-ss-mm-i-tthh.” “Oh, you have a bad stutter?” “No, my dad did, but the person, who made up my birth certificate, was a complete moron!” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VBF Posted June 18, 2023 Share Posted June 18, 2023 On 6/17/2023 at 9:05 AM, scottiejohn said: In some parts of the world people eat little bent pieces of wire for breakfast — it’s their staple diet. Have to ask the Mods to pin that one ???? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VBF Posted June 18, 2023 Share Posted June 18, 2023 5 hours ago, ballpoint said: Reminds me of..... Q: How do you tell what clan a Scotsman belongs to? A: Stick your hand up his kilt - if he's got a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottiejohn Posted June 18, 2023 Share Posted June 18, 2023 (edited) 16 minutes ago, VBF said: Reminds me of..... Q: How do you tell what clan a Scotsman belongs to? A: Stick your hand up his kilt - if he's got a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald And if it is just a little pinkie you finally find then it's an Englishman in disguise! PS's Battle of Pinkie - Wikipedia Little finger - Wikipedia Edited June 18, 2023 by scottiejohn PS Added 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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